IndyJay1234 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 On Feb 28th the strike of midnight the Bills will have signed no one... By 12:30 Many posters will start calling for Brandon's head.... March 1st Noonish... Still with no one signed many members of the board will be livid by the fact that no one has signed. Around 1pm. Annoucement of BIG Name Free Agent #1 coveted by many on this board will sign for 6 years 8 million per season... Poster who orginally thought Big Name Free Agent #1 would have agreed to come to Buffalo to play on the cheap. Something to the tune of 6 years 2 million per would have got it done.... Outrage and anger... Then posts stating that not spending that money on one player was a wise move by the Front Office. We need to protect our salary cap structure as if it somehow impacts our own personal credit rating... Around 7pm still no one signed.. WTF posts begin to bog down the board. Around 9pm another trade Jason Peters post arrives with the phrase "Now hear me out" leading the post off... March 2nd..... First Ralph Wilson has made the HOF and now could care less thread makes an appearance on the board. Followed by posters asking for patience. March 2nd around Noon.... Chris Kelsay has been cut by the Bills. Posts that state that Brandon and this Front Office finally get it arrive on the board. March 3rd. Trade Donte Whitner and Jason Peters posts continue to flood TBD. All of which make perfect sense as the Buffalo Bills FO and scouting department has done such a fantastic job with existing 1st day picks. John McCargo, JP Losman, and James Hardy..... But trading proven players for the opportunity to draft the likes of these studs again makes sense somehow. March 4th... First Bills signing announced. Little known LB terms of the deal is 5 years 24.5 million. 5 million a season... He must be an up and comer none of us have ever heard of but this crack front office team we have is on to something... March 22nd Second Bills signing announced. DE backup signed. 4 years 17 million. Will be primarily a backup. Draft Day- Bill reach and take Brandon Pettigrew with the 11. Passing on some stud DE and QB Sanchez. In the second round select Max Unger Center. Fans declare the days work the final pieces to the Buffalo Bills 2009 Superbowl run. 2009 Season- Bills flirt with playoffs, lets us all down, finish 7-9, Jauron is let go and we rebuild again. Rinse and Repeat for next 5-10 years... Sorry it is a slow Monday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass To The Arson Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 On Feb 28th the strike of midnight the Bills will have signed no one... By 12:30 Many posters will start calling for Brandon's head.... March 1st Noonish... Still with no one signed many members of the board will be livid by the fact that no one has signed. Around 1pm. Annoucement of BIG Name Free Agent #1 coveted by many on this board will sign for 6 years 8 million per season... Poster who orginally thought Big Name Free Agent #1 would have agreed to come to Buffalo to play on the cheap. Something to the tune of 6 years 2 million per would have got it done.... Outrage and anger... Then posts stating that not spending that money on one player was a wise move by the Front Office. We need to protect our salary cap structure as if it somehow impacts our own personal credit rating... Around 7pm still no one signed.. WTF posts begin to bog down the board. Around 9pm another trade Jason Peters post arrives with the phrase "Now hear me out" leading the post off... March 2nd..... First Ralph Wilson has made the HOF and now could care less thread makes an appearance on the board. Followed by posters asking for patience. March 2nd around Noon.... Chris Kelsay has been cut by the Bills. Posts that state that Brandon and this Front Office finally get it arrive on the board. March 3rd. Trade Donte Whitner and Jason Peters posts continue to flood TBD. All of which make perfect sense as the Buffalo Bills FO and scouting department has done such a fantastic job with existing 1st day picks. John McCargo, JP Losman, and James Hardy..... But trading proven players for the opportunity to draft the likes of these studs again makes sense somehow. March 4th... First Bills signing announced. Little known LB terms of the deal is 5 years 24.5 million. 5 million a season... He must be an up and comer none of us have ever heard of but this crack front office team we have is on to something... March 22nd Second Bills signing announced. DE backup signed. 4 years 17 million. Will be primarily a backup. Draft Day- Bill reach and take Brandon Pettigrew with the 11. Passing on some stud DE and QB Sanchez. In the second round select Max Unger Center. Fans declare the days work the final pieces to the Buffalo Bills 2009 Superbowl run. 2009 Season- Bills flirt with playoffs, lets us all down, finish 7-9, Jauron is let go and we rebuild again. Rinse and Repeat for next 5-10 years... Sorry it is a slow Monday!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendy's Chili Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 On Feb 28th the strike of midnight the Bills will have signed no one... By 12:30 Many posters will start calling for Brandon's head.... March 1st Noonish... Still with no one signed many members of the board will be livid by the fact that no one has signed. Around 1pm. Annoucement of BIG Name Free Agent #1 coveted by many on this board will sign for 6 years 8 million per season... Poster who orginally thought Big Name Free Agent #1 would have agreed to come to Buffalo to play on the cheap. Something to the tune of 6 years 2 million per would have got it done.... Outrage and anger... Then posts stating that not spending that money on one player was a wise move by the Front Office. We need to protect our salary cap structure as if it somehow impacts our own personal credit rating... Around 7pm still no one signed.. WTF posts begin to bog down the board. Around 9pm another trade Jason Peters post arrives with the phrase "Now hear me out" leading the post off... March 2nd..... First Ralph Wilson has made the HOF and now could care less thread makes an appearance on the board. Followed by posters asking for patience. March 2nd around Noon.... Chris Kelsay has been cut by the Bills. Posts that state that Brandon and this Front Office finally get it arrive on the board. March 3rd. Trade Donte Whitner and Jason Peters posts continue to flood TBD. All of which make perfect sense as the Buffalo Bills FO and scouting department has done such a fantastic job with existing 1st day picks. John McCargo, JP Losman, and James Hardy..... But trading proven players for the opportunity to draft the likes of these studs again makes sense somehow. March 4th... First Bills signing announced. Little known LB terms of the deal is 5 years 24.5 million. 5 million a season... He must be an up and comer none of us have ever heard of but this crack front office team we have is on to something... March 22nd Second Bills signing announced. DE backup signed. 4 years 17 million. Will be primarily a backup. Draft Day- Bill reach and take Brandon Pettigrew with the 11. Passing on some stud DE and QB Sanchez. In the second round select Max Unger Center. Fans declare the days work the final pieces to the Buffalo Bills 2009 Superbowl run. 2009 Season- Bills flirt with playoffs, lets us all down, finish 7-9, Jauron is let go and we rebuild again. Rinse and Repeat for next 5-10 years... Sorry it is a slow Monday!! :censored: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Jason Brown will be signed to a six year $37 Million dollar deal on March 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Sounds about right, except that at 7-9 Jauron will probably be retained because they tried really really hard, but just didn't have the talent, the opponents were better, and we were decimated by injuries. Fortunately, the Bills' 0-8 start in 2010 will finally result in Jauron's demise, paving the way for... Mike Leach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair GM Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 On Feb 28th the strike of midnight the Bills will have signed no one... By 12:30 Many posters will start calling for Brandon's head.... March 1st Noonish... Still with no one signed many members of the board will be livid by the fact that no one has signed. Around 1pm. Annoucement of BIG Name Free Agent #1 coveted by many on this board will sign for 6 years 8 million per season... Poster who orginally thought Big Name Free Agent #1 would have agreed to come to Buffalo to play on the cheap. Something to the tune of 6 years 2 million per would have got it done.... Outrage and anger... Then posts stating that not spending that money on one player was a wise move by the Front Office. We need to protect our salary cap structure as if it somehow impacts our own personal credit rating... Around 7pm still no one signed.. WTF posts begin to bog down the board. Around 9pm another trade Jason Peters post arrives with the phrase "Now hear me out" leading the post off... March 2nd..... First Ralph Wilson has made the HOF and now could care less thread makes an appearance on the board. Followed by posters asking for patience. March 2nd around Noon.... Chris Kelsay has been cut by the Bills. Posts that state that Brandon and this Front Office finally get it arrive on the board. March 3rd. Trade Donte Whitner and Jason Peters posts continue to flood TBD. All of which make perfect sense as the Buffalo Bills FO and scouting department has done such a fantastic job with existing 1st day picks. John McCargo, JP Losman, and James Hardy..... But trading proven players for the opportunity to draft the likes of these studs again makes sense somehow. March 4th... First Bills signing announced. Little known LB terms of the deal is 5 years 24.5 million. 5 million a season... He must be an up and comer none of us have ever heard of but this crack front office team we have is on to something... March 22nd Second Bills signing announced. DE backup signed. 4 years 17 million. Will be primarily a backup. Draft Day- Bill reach and take Brandon Pettigrew with the 11. Passing on some stud DE and QB Sanchez. In the second round select Max Unger Center. Fans declare the days work the final pieces to the Buffalo Bills 2009 Superbowl run. 2009 Season- Bills flirt with playoffs, lets us all down, finish 7-9, Jauron is let go and we rebuild again. Rinse and Repeat for next 5-10 years... Sorry it is a slow Monday!! None of this happens, a divine intervention takes place and the Bills make some good decisions, you join the posters that the Bills will make a SB run in '09. Reverse psychology doesn't always work, but I like yourr pesimism, at least you won't be let down b4 the season starts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike6683 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I hope its not wishful thinking but, I think the bills sign a big FA this year despite all the negativity since the end of this season this team is closer than most people think Personally Im hoping to see Housh an a Bills uinform next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Damn ! How do you do it. Scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIE HARD 1967 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 On the 28th we will all be scratching our heads wondering why all the teams are signing all the best players while we curse Ralph Wilson for being cheap. These boards get into a frenzy over players that Buffalo has no interest in signing Nothing really ever changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBlood Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 The Bills will bring in like 4 or 5 different guys for visits but all will go somewhere else and none of us will be able to blame them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavarreFL_Bills_Fan Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 wow....this is depressing but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyJay1234 Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 On Feb 28th the strike of midnight the Bills will have signed no one... By 12:30 Many posters will start calling for Brandon's head.... March 1st Noonish... Still with no one signed many members of the board will be livid by the fact that no one has signed. Around 1pm. Annoucement of BIG Name Free Agent #1 coveted by many on this board will sign for 6 years 8 million per season... Poster who orginally thought Big Name Free Agent #1 would have agreed to come to Buffalo to play on the cheap. Something to the tune of 6 years 2 million per would have got it done.... Outrage and anger... Then posts stating that not spending that money on one player was a wise move by the Front Office. We need to protect our salary cap structure as if it somehow impacts our own personal credit rating... Around 7pm still no one signed.. WTF posts begin to bog down the board. Around 9pm another trade Jason Peters post arrives with the phrase "Now hear me out" leading the post off... March 2nd..... First Ralph Wilson has made the HOF and now could care less thread makes an appearance on the board. Followed by posters asking for patience. March 2nd around Noon.... Chris Kelsay has been cut by the Bills. Posts that state that Brandon and this Front Office finally get it arrive on the board. March 3rd. Trade Donte Whitner and Jason Peters posts continue to flood TBD. All of which make perfect sense as the Buffalo Bills FO and scouting department has done such a fantastic job with existing 1st day picks. John McCargo, JP Losman, and James Hardy..... But trading proven players for the opportunity to draft the likes of these studs again makes sense somehow. March 4th... First Bills signing announced. Little known LB terms of the deal is 5 years 24.5 million. 5 million a season... He must be an up and comer none of us have ever heard of but this crack front office team we have is on to something... March 22nd Second Bills signing announced. DE backup signed. 4 years 17 million. Will be primarily a backup. Draft Day- Bill reach and take Brandon Pettigrew with the 11. Passing on some stud DE and QB Sanchez. In the second round select Max Unger Center. Fans declare the days work the final pieces to the Buffalo Bills 2009 Superbowl run. 2009 Season- Bills flirt with playoffs, lets us all down, finish 7-9, Jauron is let go and we rebuild again. Rinse and Repeat for next 5-10 years... So far so good!! Sorry it is a slow Monday!! SO far so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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