ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Dude, I can't find the paperwork from when I had you copyright the phrase "A-ROID" a few years back. Where did you put it? And aren't you happy I cut you in on 2%? This is almost too easy. I'll sell t-shirts and hats and coffee mugs at the rate of 3 Skooby cars, or 5 houses an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Dude, I can't find the paperwork from when I had you copyright the phrase "A-ROID" a few years back. Where did you put it? And aren't you happy I cut you in on 2%? This is almost too easy. I'll sell t-shirts and hats and coffee mugs at the rate of 3 Skooby cars, or 5 houses an hour. I gave it to that Boros guy like you asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I gave it to that Boros guy like you asked. Julius? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Julius? No thanks, just had a smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 No thanks, just had a smoothie. Dude not Orange. I meant Boros. Julius Boros. Please tell me you gave the paperwork to him and not his little brother Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Dude not Orange. I meant Boros. Julius Boros. Please tell me you gave the paperwork to him and not his little brother Scott. Neither of them. I gave everything to Zoltán. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Neither of them. I gave everything to Zoltán. Dude Zoltan Boros is the forgetful one. He's never gonna be able to find that stuff. You better go help him. At least you didn't give it to Scott. He'd have us in court in three seconds over some technicality. Julius was definitely the way to go here. Anyway, just go find Zoltan. P.S. You are sure that it wasn't Scott dressing up like Zoltan when you handed that stuff over right? He does that sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Dude Zoltan Boros is the forgetful one. He's never gonna be able to find that stuff. You better go help him. At least you didn't give it to Scott. He'd have us in court in three seconds over some technicality. Julius was definitely the way to go here. Anyway, just go find Zoltan. P.S. You are sure that it wasn't Scott dressing up like Zoltan when you handed that stuff over right? He does that sometimes. I just really like the name Zoltán. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I just really like the name Zoltán. Thank you for this opportunity to dig into my file of Arcane and Obscure Topics. Here is a notable Zoltán: http://oake.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Thank you for this opportunity to dig into my file of Arcane and Obscure Topics. Here is a notable Zoltán: http://oake.org/ Cincy ... that file is more than obscure ... Probably only you and two others in the universe ... one of whom is a yet undiscovered life form on another planet ... would have known about that topic before today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Thank you for this opportunity to dig into my file of Arcane and Obscure Topics. Here is a notable Zoltán: http://oake.org/ I thought Zoltan turned that little kid into Tom Hanks back in the late 80s? Why would a mechanical fortune telling machine need copyright paperwork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I thought Zoltan turned that little kid into Tom Hanks back in the late 80s? Why would a mechanical fortune telling machine need copyright paperwork? "Big", that was the flick. It was "Zoltar," not Zoltan... http://www.zoltarmachine.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 "Big", that was the flick. It was "Zoltar," not Zoltan... http://www.zoltarmachine.com/ Oh GREAT, wrong again! Now everyone will come outta the woodwork to tell me I misidentified the stupid Zoltan/Zoltar machine... jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Oh GREAT, wrong again! Now everyone will come outta the woodwork to tell me I misidentified the stupid Zoltan/Zoltar machine... jeez. Denver doesn't have the infrastructure to handle The Zoltan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 I hope everyone is having fun joking about Zoltan and Zoltar. Remember all of these laughs the next time you get in your jalopy and wish you had a car like Skooby. Money doesn't grow on trees or Zoltan jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I hope everyone is having fun joking about Zoltan and Zoltar. Remember all of these laughs the next time you get in your jalopy and wish you had a car like Skooby. Money doesn't grow on trees or Zoltan jokes. If we get into a jalopy then we have a car as does Skooby. However, our jalopy is likely to be worth only the value of the tires on Skooby's car. Money does not grow on trees ... it does, however, grow from cotton and flax plants. The Zoltan jokes are funny but not worth any minted metal or other-than-tree fiber money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 If we get into a jalopy then we have a car as does Skooby. However, our jalopy is likely to be worth only the value of the tires on Skooby's car. Money does not grow on trees ... it does, however, grow from cotton and flax plants. The Zoltan jokes are funny but not worth any minted metal or other-than-tree fiber money. Let's put it this way: You're walking down a street in Boston. You walk up to some dude and say: Give me a dollar and I'll tell you a Zoltan joke. or, you walk up to the same guy and say: Give me $37.50 and I'll give you this A-Roid coffee mug that cost $0.12 to make. One of those things will get you money, the other will get you punched. Can you guess which is which? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Denver doesn't have the infrastructure to handle The Zoltan. Or a Run-DMC concert that they supposedly held this summer that Obama was at (and oddly enough so were a lot of politcal people, shouldn't they have been out campaigning?) OR a Super Bowl either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This may be the greatest thread... ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Let's put it this way: You're walking down a street in Boston. You walk up to some dude and say: or, you walk up to the same guy and say: One of those things will get you money, the other will get you puched. Can you guess which is which? Am I at the corner of Huntington and Mass Ave when I meet up with this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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