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The Bills are the Federal government

 

Hardy is the trade deficit

 

Mularkey is Bush

 

Donahoe is Paulson

 

Marv is Colon Powell

 

Ralph is Baron de Rothschild

 

The Jills are Subprime Lending

 

Tagliabue is Greenspan

 

OJ is Nixon

 

Travis Henry is Bill Clinton

 

Hank Bullough is Jimmy Carter

 

The Dolphins are Russia

 

The Patriots are China

 

Pozluszny is Poland

 

Our O-Line is the Military

 

Moorman is Obama

 

And the Free Bison Chip Dip in the back of your program is the US Dollar

 

Any other questions.....???

 

 

 

Until this post, I never really appreciated subprime lending. Thanks for the new perspective. Me likey!!

 

 

And maybe the red zone is moving to Montana and buying a compound and freeze-drying enough Whoppers to survive on till you meet anyone who is willing to listen to you.

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Until this post, I never really appreciated subprime lending. Thanks for the new perspective. Me likey!!

 

 

And maybe the red zone is moving to Montana and buying a compound and freeze-drying enough Whoppers to survive on till you meet anyone who is willing to listen to you.

 

I think that "Tom Modrak moving to the inner circle" was a metaphor for dwight dane moving to a small shed/bunker with 8 other people and that "we need more talent" really means "we need more tin foil to make sturdier hats."

 

And the "end of the current CBA" means the "end times"

 

And the "fight between the NFLPA and the owners" really is "the final battle between good and evil"

 

Which means Roger Goodell is the antichrist. :blink:

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Until this post, I never really appreciated subprime lending. Thanks for the new perspective. Me likey!!

 

 

And maybe the red zone is moving to Montana and buying a compound and freeze-drying enough Whoppers to survive on till you meet anyone who is willing to listen to you.

 

You're a little late to the ballgame, Padre. There's nothing to listen to now. As far as I'm concerned, everyone knows plenty and any decision they make is free will. That wasn't the case a year ago. If you still trust the infrastructure of your daily life after what has happened the past year and a half....then God bless ya. Or Petri Dish bless ya in Ramius' case.

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