erynthered Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Sick. Check out her picture. http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/134936 When the boy arrived at the hotel, he claimed the room was dark, and that he believed he was having sex with a teenage girl, Arpaio said. But when Brown turned the light on in the room, the boy realized it was his English teacher and not his girlfriend, according to the arrest report.
Stl Bills Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 my guess is that she taught animal husbandry. yeah or weightlifting
inkman Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin...
dib Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 This just occured to me..........Rosie O'donnell is a teacher?
Stl Bills Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin... I'm with ya there inkman, and then you'd be on easy street the rest of the year......I'd be all "Hell na I'm not writing that paper! And if you don't give me an A I'm telling everbody about that blinky (#4 on the list) I gave you in that hotel room!"
extrahammer Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Soo did they do it? It said he "believed he was having sex" with the teenage girl.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Life imitates art. Didn't this happen in Porky's? Or was it Porky's II?
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Despite the whole "middle aged men are horny perverts who want to have sex with underage girls" stereotype, doesn't it seem like these stories always involve a female teacher with a young male student?
inkman Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 I'm with ya there inkman, and then you'd be on easy street the rest of the year......I'd be all "Hell na I'm not writing that paper! And if you don't give me an A I'm telling everbody about that blinky (#4 on the list) I gave you in that hotel room!" No doubt. That teacher sure is ugly, but it's about as easy a lay a 14 year old can get. I had a huge crush on my Spanish teacher in Jr High. I saw her after I graduated and realized exacty how below average she was and exactly how horny I must have been to think she was hot. At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 No doubt. That teacher sure is ugly, but it's about as easy a lay a 14 year old can get. I had a huge crush on my Spanish teacher in Jr High. I saw her after I graduated and realized exacty how below average she was and exactly how horny I must have been to think she was hot. At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. I've recently discovered that my hottest teachers were in kindergarten, first grade, and third grade, before I was able to appreciate the hotness. From that point out, it's been nothing but uglies. Why do all the hot teachers teach little kids?
The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Life imitates art. Didn't this happen in Porky's? Or was it Porky's II? Beulah Balbricker?
Tcali Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Sick. Check out her picture. http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/134936 shes hot
Stussy109 Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Despite the whole "middle aged men are horny perverts who want to have sex with underage girls" stereotype, doesn't it seem like these stories always involve a female teacher with a young male student? women sexually peak around 40... us hornball men peak in our late teens early 20's.
HelloNewman Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Beulah Balbricker? "I got you now Tommy Tucker and I'm going to take you to the principal's office"
Gary M Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 "I got you now Tommy Tucker and I'm going to take you to the principal's office" "We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. "
PastaJoe Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 I don't buy the boy's story. We're supposed to believe that the room was pitch black dark, she never spoke, and he couldn't tell the difference between his girlfriend's body and this woman's.
Wooderson Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. Hahaha
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