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I worked with Matt's mom on the season finale of CSI:Podunk and she said her son's agent was trying to sign a huge deal for him to be pissed on for a Japanese game show.

 

I drive a 1968 Beetle with no rear window.

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I worked with Matt's mom on the season finale of CSI:Podunk and she said her son's agent was trying to sign a huge deal for him to be pissed on for a Japanese game show.

 

I drive a 1968 Beetle with no rear window.

Thats how I know its credible.

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At the bar, Alyssa Milano’s assistants frantically rushed to the front, telling waiting guests, “I’m so sorry. We work for Alyssa Milano, and she really needs a drink.”

 

My response would be 'F U, wait your turn'. Unless it was Alyssa herself, then I'd let her cut in front of me.

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At the bar, Alyssa Milano’s assistants frantically rushed to the front, telling waiting guests, “I’m so sorry. We work for Alyssa Milano, and she really needs a drink.”

 

My response would be 'F U, wait your turn'. Unless it was Alyssa herself, then I'd let her cut in front of me.

What if her assistants were really hot?

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I ran out of urine before getting to Brady. :w00t:

 

Don't beat yourself up.

 

 

It is almost impossible to be full of urine when you're completely full of crap.

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