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that career builder one wasn't horribly bad

 

 

One of the best, of a bad lot, so far.

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9:00

 

#1) Full bottles of Coke float? Wow, this was ghey.

 

#2) Frosted Flakes, yawn.

 

#3) Celebrities (I suppose) pimping Conan. Who cares.

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Conan, the biggest joke killer since Colin Quinn.

 

Now that you mention it the resemblance is scary. Could Colin be Conan's... mom?

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9:05 End of 3rd Q, it's attack of the local affiliate revenue spots... here's what I got.

 

#1) NFL.com: Some guy named Usama, terrorizing quarterbacks. And my attention span.

 

#2) It's The Jesus babbling gibberish after drinking a Heineken. I guess that's an endorsement.

 

#3) Commiecast internet with turtles. Horrid.

 

#4) Giant Supermarket appealing to the organic granola crowd.

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9:05 End of 3rd Q, it's attack of the local affiliate revenue spots... here's what I got.

 

#1) NFL.com: Some guy named Usama, terrorizing quarterbacks. And my attention span.

 

#2) It's The Jesus babbling gibberish after drinking a Heineken. I guess that's an endorsement.

 

#3) Commiecast internet with turtles. Horrid.

 

#4) Giant Supermarket appealing to the organic granola crowd.

 

#3 here- the Comcast ad with a rabbit.

 

#4 Jack (of Jack in the Box) hit by a bus.

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#3 here- the Comcast ad with a rabbit.

 

#4 Jack (of Jack in the Box) hit by a bus.

 

 

There are a few local, or regional, spots mixed in, it seems.

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9:11 More local spots?

 

#1) NBC reprised the error in physics by that blonde ditz.

 

#2) Cox communication.

 

#3) Acura. I don't care what anyone says, a 7.62 round going into the mouth of a whiskey bottle and exploding out the back in ultra-slo-mo cannot be uncool.

 

#4) NBC Celebrity apprentice with a mummified Joan Rivers and a career-mummified Andrew Dice Clay.

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9:16

 

#1) Hyundai is really buying the spots up this year.

 

#2) Coke Zero reprises the Joe Greene spot. Pretty lame actually. This will make the bottom-5 list, I think.

 

#3) Cash4gold.com? If you don't have Ed McMahon in a Dead Pool, consider it.

 

#4) NBC Medium, a show whose name grossly overrates our collective interest in it.

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I think it's local- Cash4gold with Ed McMahon and MC Hammer!

MC Hammer- My gold records, my gold medallion of me wearing a gold medallion!

 

Ed McMahon- my gold hip replacement!

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I liked the monster.com ad the best, he definitely needed a new job

 

 

Career builder, maybe?

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9:22

 

#1) Vizio has money for advertisements? Thanks for showing us that pattern test for 30 seconds though.

 

#2) Taco Bell enchiladas. I don't care enough to try to "get it"

 

#3) GE. Some sort of nightmare Tin Man magically dancing on transformers without blacking out the entire Northeast. Lotsa of kids are gonna wake up screaming tonight.

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the monster one where he gets to stare at the back end of the moose all day

 

 

Ah...missed it.

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