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Summary of Jauron's day 1/21/09


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Item: Rex Ryan has a press conference during which he warns the NFL about how great he is and how the rest of the league is doomed.

 

Conclusion: Jauron will never be aggressive enough.

 

Moral: If youre a complete idiot, at least be a loud complete idiot.

 

 

 

Item: Jauron is compared to wrestling stars.

 

Conclusion: He is so boring he would probably use the sleeper hold because he will never be aggressive enough.

 

Moral: Wrestling is a good gauge of judging NFL coaches due to the need for aggression which Jauron will never have.

 

 

 

Item: Kollar goes to Texans. Thanks Jauron for being a professional boss.

 

Conclusion: Jauron did not hold Kollar captive when he had the option, therefore he is not aggressive enough.

 

Moral: Aggression is what it takes to keep coaches and Jauron doesn't have it. We haven't even replaced Kollar yet and he left 27 hours ago. At this rate we will have no coaches on opening day.

 

 

 

Overall moral: Class is overrated and being a jerk is what defines a real man and coach. Rex Ryan, most wrestlers and the Texans fron office are real men. If we were all like Rex Ryan we the world would be a better place. Everyone should be like Rex Ryan. Jauron will never win because he is not aggressive enough. An aggresssive coach would win even if his QB had hair highlight appointments every Thursday instead of practice. If Jauron would simply start yelling we would win. Why won't he yell? Rex Ryan will probably yell so loud that if Trent were a Jet, his hair highlights would get catapulted into the upper deck. We love Rex Ryan.

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Item: Rex Ryan has a press conference during which he warns the NFL about how great he is and how the rest of the league is doomed.

 

Conclusion: Jauron will never be aggressive enough.

 

Moral: If youre a complete idiot, at least be a loud complete idiot.

 

 

 

Item: Jauron is compared to wrestling stars.

 

Conclusion: He is so boring he would probably use the sleeper hold because he will never be aggressive enough.

 

Moral: Wrestling is a good gauge of judging NFL coaches due to the need for aggression which Jauron will never have.

 

 

 

Item: Kollar goes to Texans. Thanks Jauron for being a professional boss.

 

Conclusion: Jauron did not hold Kollar captive when he had the option, therefore he is not aggressive enough.

 

Moral: Aggression is what it takes to keep coaches and Jauron doesn't have it. We haven't even replaced Kollar yet and he left 27 hours ago. At this rate we will have no coaches on opening day.

 

 

 

Overall moral: Class is overrated and being a jerk is what defines a real man and coach. Rex Ryan, most wrestlers and the Texans fron office are real men. If we were all like Rex Ryan we the world would be a better place. Everyone should be like Rex Ryan. Jauron will never win because he is not aggressive enough. An aggresssive coach would win even if his QB had hair highlight appointments every Thursday instead of practice. If Jauron would simply start yelling we would win. Why won't he yell? Rex Ryan will probably yell so loud that if Trent were a Jet, his hair highlights would get catapulted into the upper deck. We love Rex Ryan.

 

 

uhhhh...... :D

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I remember thinking Wade wasn't an agressive coach. I thought the way Greggo came in so agressive. "We're going to take a run at the single season sack record" and waking up players with his bull horn he was going to be better than Wade. Coaches have to be authentic. If that's Rex Ryan's style that will work for him. If Jauron is being authentic I think his style will eventually get results.

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Jauron's typical day:

 

07:00 Wake up

08:00 Wake up, oh wait a second he's already awake. Couldn't tell the difference

08:30 Check the weather, hmm interesting

09:00 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job

09:30 Start on the wife's chores

12:30 Break for lunch.

13:00 Read his wife's chore list and realize he could have done more if he had better managed his time

13:30 Back to the Chores

17:00 Call it a day. Let's check the chore list: Done, done, done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done.

17:30 Explain to the wife why he was only able to successfully complete 7 out of 16 chores

18:00 Make sure his wife hasn't divorced him

18:30 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job

19:00 Sit around and look stupid

23:00 Bed time

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Jauron's typical day:

 

07:00 Wake up

08:00 Wake up, oh wait a second he's already awake. Couldn't tell the difference

08:30 Check the weather, hmm interesting

09:00 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job

09:30 Start on the wife's chores

12:30 Break for lunch.

13:00 Read his wife's chore list and realize he could have done more if he had better managed his time

13:30 Back to the Chores

17:00 Call it a day. Let's check the chore list: Done, done, done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done.

17:30 Explain to the wife why he was only able to successfully complete 7 out of 16 chores

18:00 Make sure his wife hasn't divorced him

18:30 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job

19:00 Sit around and look stupid

23:00 Bed time

 

It's hard to do chores.

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"Ahem, um, first let me tell you something, McMahon. We wrestle really hard. We do. We would like to slap a figure four on the Hulkster, but we managed a sleeper hold, so we'll take it and go from there."

(inaudible)

"Do I...?"

(inaudible)

"Well, yes I think your always wrestling for your job, from day one. Its hard to pin in the WWF." :D

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