ieatcrayonz Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Item: Rex Ryan has a press conference during which he warns the NFL about how great he is and how the rest of the league is doomed. Conclusion: Jauron will never be aggressive enough. Moral: If youre a complete idiot, at least be a loud complete idiot. Item: Jauron is compared to wrestling stars. Conclusion: He is so boring he would probably use the sleeper hold because he will never be aggressive enough. Moral: Wrestling is a good gauge of judging NFL coaches due to the need for aggression which Jauron will never have. Item: Kollar goes to Texans. Thanks Jauron for being a professional boss. Conclusion: Jauron did not hold Kollar captive when he had the option, therefore he is not aggressive enough. Moral: Aggression is what it takes to keep coaches and Jauron doesn't have it. We haven't even replaced Kollar yet and he left 27 hours ago. At this rate we will have no coaches on opening day. Overall moral: Class is overrated and being a jerk is what defines a real man and coach. Rex Ryan, most wrestlers and the Texans fron office are real men. If we were all like Rex Ryan we the world would be a better place. Everyone should be like Rex Ryan. Jauron will never win because he is not aggressive enough. An aggresssive coach would win even if his QB had hair highlight appointments every Thursday instead of practice. If Jauron would simply start yelling we would win. Why won't he yell? Rex Ryan will probably yell so loud that if Trent were a Jet, his hair highlights would get catapulted into the upper deck. We love Rex Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Item: Rex Ryan has a press conference during which he warns the NFL about how great he is and how the rest of the league is doomed. Conclusion: Jauron will never be aggressive enough. Moral: If youre a complete idiot, at least be a loud complete idiot. Item: Jauron is compared to wrestling stars. Conclusion: He is so boring he would probably use the sleeper hold because he will never be aggressive enough. Moral: Wrestling is a good gauge of judging NFL coaches due to the need for aggression which Jauron will never have. Item: Kollar goes to Texans. Thanks Jauron for being a professional boss. Conclusion: Jauron did not hold Kollar captive when he had the option, therefore he is not aggressive enough. Moral: Aggression is what it takes to keep coaches and Jauron doesn't have it. We haven't even replaced Kollar yet and he left 27 hours ago. At this rate we will have no coaches on opening day. Overall moral: Class is overrated and being a jerk is what defines a real man and coach. Rex Ryan, most wrestlers and the Texans fron office are real men. If we were all like Rex Ryan we the world would be a better place. Everyone should be like Rex Ryan. Jauron will never win because he is not aggressive enough. An aggresssive coach would win even if his QB had hair highlight appointments every Thursday instead of practice. If Jauron would simply start yelling we would win. Why won't he yell? Rex Ryan will probably yell so loud that if Trent were a Jet, his hair highlights would get catapulted into the upper deck. We love Rex Ryan. uhhhh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLocke Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I remember thinking Wade wasn't an agressive coach. I thought the way Greggo came in so agressive. "We're going to take a run at the single season sack record" and waking up players with his bull horn he was going to be better than Wade. Coaches have to be authentic. If that's Rex Ryan's style that will work for him. If Jauron is being authentic I think his style will eventually get results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 crayonz for president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Jauron's typical day: 07:00 Wake up 08:00 Wake up, oh wait a second he's already awake. Couldn't tell the difference 08:30 Check the weather, hmm interesting 09:00 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job 09:30 Start on the wife's chores 12:30 Break for lunch. 13:00 Read his wife's chore list and realize he could have done more if he had better managed his time 13:30 Back to the Chores 17:00 Call it a day. Let's check the chore list: Done, done, done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done. 17:30 Explain to the wife why he was only able to successfully complete 7 out of 16 chores 18:00 Make sure his wife hasn't divorced him 18:30 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job 19:00 Sit around and look stupid 23:00 Bed time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 If DJ were a wrestler he'd have to use a sleeper hold because he's so boring.... FREAKING INSTANT CRAYONZ CLASSIC!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 One of Crayonz all-time best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Jauron's typical day: 07:00 Wake up 08:00 Wake up, oh wait a second he's already awake. Couldn't tell the difference 08:30 Check the weather, hmm interesting 09:00 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job 09:30 Start on the wife's chores 12:30 Break for lunch. 13:00 Read his wife's chore list and realize he could have done more if he had better managed his time 13:30 Back to the Chores 17:00 Call it a day. Let's check the chore list: Done, done, done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done, not done, not done, not done, not done, done, not done. 17:30 Explain to the wife why he was only able to successfully complete 7 out of 16 chores 18:00 Make sure his wife hasn't divorced him 18:30 Browse the internet to make sure he still has a job 19:00 Sit around and look stupid 23:00 Bed time It's hard to do chores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 "Ahem, um, first let me tell you something, McMahon. We wrestle really hard. We do. We would like to slap a figure four on the Hulkster, but we managed a sleeper hold, so we'll take it and go from there." (inaudible) "Do I...?" (inaudible) "Well, yes I think your always wrestling for your job, from day one. Its hard to pin in the WWF." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 I have to say this thread contains probably crayonz and slash's best football related posts in a long time. to both you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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