Steely Dan Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 What you need is a car that explodes when the window is broken. That'd fix 'em! James Bond style!
Chandler#81 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 My mom had him in school. Sounds provacative.. I recently returned from a couple weeks in China. There is virtually NO CRIME whatsoever there (AND over a billion people)as most crimes carry the death penalty -including white-collar crime. Extremely expedient judicial system, virtually no appeal system and execution within the week. I think it hepls make for a very friendly people -compared to us, generally speaking.
plenzmd1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Quick story, right out of college lived with 4 other guys in a house in DC's Crestwood neighborhood(BTW, it is a nice hood). Anyway, guy breaks into the house one afternoon, nosey neighbor sees it and calls the cops. Cops catch the guy about 1/2 mile a way on a bike he had stolen from us with a pillow case full of the stuff he stole. Now this is 87, so he took a couple of VCRs, some jewelry the other guys had, bunch of porno's, etc. We were not a great house to steal from as we were all recent college grads. Anyway, cop comes in and says"dam, the guy really made a mess of this place looking for stuff" Didn't have the heart to tell him it looked exectly like we left it that morning LOl. BTW, this idiot was wanted on a murder charge and get sent away for that and this robery.
The Big Cat Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Quick story, right out of college lived with 4 other guys in a house in DC's Crestwood neighborhood(BTW, it is a nice hood). Anyway, guy breaks into the house one afternoon, nosey neighbor sees it and calls the cops. Cops catch the guy about 1/2 mile a way on a bike he had stolen from us with a pillow case full of the stuff he stole. Now this is 87, so he took a couple of VCRs, some jewelry the other guys had, bunch of porno's, etc. We were not a great house to steal from as we were all recent college grads. Anyway, cop comes in and says"dam, the guy really made a mess of this place looking for stuff" Didn't have the heart to tell him it looked exectly like we left it that morning LOl. BTW, this idiot was wanted on a murder charge and get sent away for that and this robery. I'm glad the cops were able to get your loot back. Of course, I think we can both agree that having Omar hunt him down would have been a lot more fun. The game is real.
mcjeff215 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 My mom had him in school. Does that make him your dad?
plenzmd1 Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 I'm glad the cops were able to get your loot back. Of course, I think we can both agree that having Omar hunt him down would have been a lot more fun. The game is real. Now thats funny. Omar would have done that boy right!! What sucked was they had to keep the stuff for a while as evidence
Steely Dan Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Sounds provacative.. I recently returned from a couple weeks in China. There is virtually NO CRIME whatsoever there (AND over a billion people)as most crimes carry the death penalty -including white-collar crime. Extremely expedient judicial system, virtually no appeal system and execution within the week. I think it hepls make for a very friendly people -compared to us, generally speaking. And everyone they get is guilty. Quick story, right out of college lived with 4 other guys in a house in DC's Crestwood neighborhood(BTW, it is a nice hood). Anyway, guy breaks into the house one afternoon, nosey neighbor sees it and calls the cops. Cops catch the guy about 1/2 mile a way on a bike he had stolen from us with a pillow case full of the stuff he stole. Now this is 87, so he took a couple of VCRs, some jewelry the other guys had, bunch of porno's, etc. We were not a great house to steal from as we were all recent college grads. Anyway, cop comes in and says"dam, the guy really made a mess of this place looking for stuff" Didn't have the heart to tell him it looked exectly like we left it that morning LOl. BTW, this idiot was wanted on a murder charge and get sent away for that and this robery. Good thing nobody was home if this dude was wanted for murder!! Does that make him your dad?
DC Tom Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 We need to be able to plug our cars in somehow to put a high voltage electrical charge through them. I knew a guy who did that to his floor freezer before. People were stealing meat out of it at night.Anyway, I remember that punk in Singapore and the human cry from everyone here on how inhumane it was. Including slick Willy. About ten years ago in post-apartheid South Africa, car theft was extremely common (among other crimes). I remember reading a story about one guy who was sick and tired of his car being broken in to, so he rigged a flamethrower to it, in such a way that when any of the side glass was broken flames would shoot up and out from under the car at whoever broke the glass. As I recally, the "security system" killed someone trying to break into the car within a few short days. The car owner was tried for manslaughter or such...and found not guilty. Appropriately, in my opinion.
The Big Cat Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Michael Fay was the punk in Singapore And he's the one to whom my mom TAUGHT THE STATE MANDATED MUSIC CURRICULUM. Sounds provacative.. Does that make him your dad? As if one doesn't already have to choose his words carefully enough around here! I should have heeded extra precaution when writing ANYTHING about dear old mum!!
JoeFerguson Posted January 20, 2009 Author Posted January 20, 2009 Do you have the serial number for the GPS? You can always enter that into NCIC and see if it turns up in a pawn shop somewhere. I wish I did.
stuckincincy Posted January 20, 2009 Posted January 20, 2009 Parked in the street, rear passenger side quarter panel glass smashed. They got my Christmas present GPS. I foolishly left the suction cup windshield mount exposed and in view, not suctioned to the windshield, but in my cup holder. I am to blame, but I just wish thieves would face their victims. Maybe they were just folks desperate for driving directions to DC for the inauguration. Change You Can Believe In!
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted January 20, 2009 Posted January 20, 2009 Watch "52 Pickup". Or American History X! "Bite the curb"
dib Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 My mom had him in school. was it good for her too?
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