ricojes Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 There's no such thing as a perfect woman, so that option is out. An old lady who looks like she's about to die, I probably past about 100 of them the past week and didn't think twice. hey old friend, hop in, let's go grab a cold one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) fuk'm. There is a reason they are at the bus stop on a stormy night. Don't screw with kharma. /quote] How harsh Lothian-esque... Edited January 15, 2009 by stuckincincy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I would exit the car, give the 2 seats to the old lady and the old friend and stay at the bus stop and bang the hell out of the perfect chick..........hahahahahha...i cant believe i said that out loud....sorry one of those days THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.... You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used by Microsoft as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I would exit the car, give the 2 seats to the old lady and the old friend and stay at the bus stop and bang the hell out of the perfect chick..........hahahahahha...i cant believe i said that out loud....sorry one of those days You missed the first step.... Fly past the bus stop and head home and post the following question on TSW: How do I approach the woman of my dreams??? Sorry Pooj, too easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 hahahaha...spot on....i told you, its one of those days...been having alot of them lately...the mood i am in, i may actually be able to nut up and 'git er dun' You missed the first step.... Fly past the bus stop and head home and post the following question on TSW: How do I approach the woman of my dreams??? Sorry Pooj, too easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Park the car, let them take turns warming up in the car until the bus comes, then say goodbye to the old lady and friend, and offer to take the woman for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'd drive my car over all of 'em. The old lady's dead anyway, my old pal hasn't written in years and the chick of my dreams will one day stick a dagger in my heart. When do I start Mr. Gates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I would exit the car, give the 2 seats to the old lady and the old friend and stay at the bus stop and bang the hell out of the perfect chick..........hahahahahha...i cant believe i said that out loud....sorry one of those days Bang the chick? I thought you were supposed to think OUTSIDE the box!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Bang the chick? I thought you were supposed to think OUTSIDE the box!!! Back door perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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