buckeyemike Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Um, no you don't, Megan. This just proves my theory: a woman can be among the sexiest in the world and deep down inside, she still feels insecure and ugly. I've always wondered why this is, and I've come to the conclusion that it is just how the feminine gender is wired. Nothing more than that.
Beerball Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. “She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.” I really really do too. So far all that's gotten me is 6 months in the can, a restraining order and thousand$ to my lawyer.
KD in CA Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 boo-hoo...i'm not pretty enough!! gimmie a fuggin' break.
GhostsOfTheRockpile Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Disclaimer: I think - at this point in her life - Megan Fox is really hot. That said, she's the kind of broad who's looks are going to go FAST. She's got that slightly trashy-yet-sexy thing going now, and that's freakin' sweet and all... but up close she's not THAT great. Her skin looks all pockmarked, she's always got makeup caked on, has the unnerving ability to look like a decades-long chain smoker. I understand this could be said about MANY female celebrities, but she's the subject of this thread, so there ya go. (Somewhat related, I've always agreed with Gregg Easterbrook... NFL cheerleaders are much hotter than anorexic Hollywood starlets).
Steely Dan Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Um, no you don't, Megan. This just proves my theory: a woman can be among the sexiest in the world and deep down inside, she still feels insecure and ugly. I've always wondered why this is, and I've come to the conclusion that it is just how the feminine gender is wired. Nothing more than that. Women are wired incorrectly!? Outside of 525,031 reasons I can't think of one why you'd say that! I really really do too. So far all that's gotten me is 6 months in the can, a restraining order and thousand$ to my lawyer. What have they been doing to your can for six months?
IDBillzFan Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 That chick is the main reason I enjoyed Transformers. The more the movie went on, and the sweatier and dirtier she got, the more I wanted to know if there's going to be a sequel.
TheMadCap Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Agree with LABILLZ here, however, I give her major deductions for all the super skank tatoos. As someone here once said, it's like spray-painting flames on a ferrari...
Joe Miner Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Hey, I have something in common with Megan Fox. We both want Selma Hayek's boobs!
stuckincincy Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Um, no you don't, Megan. This just proves my theory: a woman can be among the sexiest in the world and deep down inside, she still feels insecure and ugly. I've always wondered why this is, and I've come to the conclusion that it is just how the feminine gender is wired. Nothing more than that. I think she looks like a dominatrix-in-training.
Beerball Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I think she looks like a dominatrix-in-training. AND???
No QB - No Bueno Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 AND??? Her fiance is the white guy who wanted to be black on 90120.
HelloNewman Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 They say that for attention....what they are looking for is for someone to reply.... "oh no you do not look ugly...you are the most beautiful girl in the enitre world...." just an insecure girl looking for attention
buffaloboyinATL Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Megan Fox: I look like a tranny. Buckeye Mike, Megan Fox said you look like a tranny?
Acantha Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 They say that for attention....what they are looking for is for someone to reply.... "oh no you do not look ugly...you are the most beautiful girl in the enitre world...." just an insecure girl looking for attention And if some dude were to instead say, "Yeah, you do look like that Alda guy", she'd fall for him in a second.
Stl Bills Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 That picture is brutal. You'd hit that dude......
WellDressed Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Shittttt, when I look in the mirror I see Rupual. Damn, am I hot or what??
buckeyemike Posted January 14, 2009 Author Posted January 14, 2009 Megan Fox: I look like a tranny. Buckeye Mike, Megan Fox said you look like a tranny? Hey now!
RayFinkle Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 If Megan Fox is a tranny I might be a fag, because I would bang him.
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