NavyBillsFan Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said David, 'He plays for the BUFFALO BILLS but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Poor David Kelsay. That's gotta be a tough life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Made my day! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 LMAO!!!!!!! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I am so sick and tired of all the male-stripper-prostitute bashing on this board lately. Comparing them with the Buffalo Bills is just not funny. Just the other day I was saying to this guy outside this bar that the Bills real problems seem to stem from the organizational makeup and he says to me, "I'm not paying you to talk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 along the lines of: Small guy at bar jumps up and yells, "ah, all laywers are assh%$es", and the big burly guy next to him chimes in with "Hey, I take exception to that remark", little guy barks back, "what, are you some kind of an attorney or something"? Big guy," no, I am an assh%$e". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020 Our Year For Sure Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 along the lines of: Small guy at bar jumps up and yells, "ah, all laywers are assh%$es", and the big burly guy next to him chimes in with "Hey, I take exception to that remark", little guy barks back, "what, are you some kind of an attorney or something"? Big guy," no, I am an assh%$e". "I think he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes!" "And that offends you as a Jewish person?" "No, it offends me as a comedian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 "I think he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes!" "And that offends you as a Jewish person?" "No, it offends me as a comedian." Not a Bills joke, but golden oldie... What did Lorena Bobbit say to her husband after the trial? ... ... ... "No hard feelings" Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalonian-at-Heart Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 This joke is 20 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic Table F'er Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 This joke is 20 years old. And still running strong. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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