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My wife turned 50 and she is pretty hot if I do say so. In fact a few lines on her face are the only hint of her age. From the neck down she's 30.

 

PTR

 

My wife said she has the body of a 30 year old. I told her she better give it back because she's wrinkling it!

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My wife said she has the body of a 30 year old. I told her she better give it back because she's wrinkling it!

ohhhhhhhhh, i'm tellin!

 

(was that Rodney, sounds like Rodney...maybe Henny?)

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ohhhhhhhhh, i'm tellin!

 

(was that Rodney, sounds like Rodney...maybe Henny?)

 

Henny......

 

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back home.

 

My wife said she wanted to go eat at someplace new, so I took her to the kitchen.

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I always had as crush on Martha Quinn. :thumbsup:

 

 

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Damn right...such a little sexpot. She looked like she would be a lot of fun in the sack too.

 

He tells me in his bedroom voice,

Come on honey, let's go make some noise. :wallbash::oops:

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Ever hear Robbie Fulks great love song to Ms. Hoffs?

 

 

 

"That Bangle Girl"

 

A long time ago in south California, oh oh way oh

In the land of the tall jacaranda, oh whoa-da way oh.

Lived a girl group singing pop-rock favorites, oh oh way oh

So good that they soon got famous, oh whoa-da way oh.

 

Their sound and looks I liked the first time I saw them

When the little one took the mike, I knew I'd fallen

 

 

I like the Bangle girl/She's too groovy

I love the way she sings and I/I saw her movie.

I like the Bangle girl/And I'm not joking

I wanna be her friend, and there's/No harm in hoping.

 

 

Some say a good singer's got to be angry, oh oh way oh

But the Bangle girl sings good and she's not angry, oh whoa-da way oh.

Some say the Bangle girl's a slave to the camera, oh oh way-oh

But her song's gonna stand like the tall jacaranda, oh whoa-da way oh.

 

 

I'd show her books I've read/I'd play her my records

I'd listen to the things she said/I so respect her.

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I concur with your previous statement :thumbsup::beer:

You should have seen the resemblance 2 decades ago when we were 20ish. :o

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