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Call her new man and let him know that every time he goes down on her, he has a little taste of you.

now thats a hallmark moment!

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So the guy's 27....lives in Toronto....and decides to date a 19 year old in Rochester?

 

Is the Fast Ferry still operating or something?

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I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does.

 

Let us know what happens...

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I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does.

 

Let us know what happens...

 

2nd shift at Wegman's...

 

 

 

2nd shift over now. At the bar..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_8zWktVNE

 

 

The morning shift...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTbB-d12A0

 

 

Ah - to be young, and in love...what great times!

 

Pay attention, kids. There's a great life out there waiting for you.. :rolleyes:

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3rd shift at Wegman's...

 

 

 

Cincy, that stuff was corny when it was NEW! :rolleyes:

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I have changed my mind. Since it is the off season, and I am bored, I think you should not only text her, but call her as well. Profess your love, you never know, maybe she still feels the same way. I bet she does.

 

Let us know what happens...

Ha i think ill pass on the whole professing love thing. That ship has sailed i could never be with someone who treated me like that. She met this assclown online in a video game called puzzle pirates. He lives in his parents basement and is unemployed

 

 

Now im a poor college kid but i figure i have to look better than that right? If those are her standards she can live in a basement i dont give a sh--

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So the guy's 27....lives in Toronto....and decides to date a 19 year old in Rochester?

 

Is the Fast Ferry still operating or something?

No she met him online. In a game called puzzle pirates. She started playing when she was 13 and he was hitting on her then.. hes a perv

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Cincy, that stuff was corny when it was NEW! :lol:

So what?

 

..."When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

 

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore"...

 

 

 

Vita bella, Deano. What the h*ll else is there?

 

:rolleyes:

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So what?

 

..."When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

 

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore"...

 

 

 

Vita bella, Deano. What the h*ll else is there?

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

That's MUCH better. Dino Martin had some style.

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No she met him online. In a game called puzzle pirates. She started playing when she was 13 and he was hitting on her then.. hes a perv

 

The moral of the story: Never fall in love with a woman who plays an internet game called "puzzle pirates."

 

Good luck Hamdan.

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Let it go, man.

 

The great thing about women is they really are like streetcars...there will be a new one around shortly.

 

Life's too short to worry about it. You're young...there are plenty of women in your future.

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