/dev/null Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 It's Armageddon. The comet has struck Earth. The nukes have been launched. A great plague has struck. Yellowstone erupted. Dwight Drane has been buried alive by his horde of silver And all the world has been killed except for you, Ann Coulter and Rachel Maddow Who do you repopulate the world with?
OCinBuffalo Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 The question is about repopulating the world right? Then there's no question: I have to choose a woman. I mean, no sense in taking chances on finding a pipe downstairs instead of a vent. Besides, why would I want to doom "New Humanity" to looking like "it"? They'd probably end up killing themselves anyway.
Chef Jim Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 It's Armageddon. The comet has struck Earth. The nukes have been launched. A great plague has struck. Yellowstone erupted. Dwight Drane has been buried alive by his horde of silver And all the world has been killed except for you, Ann Coulter and Rachel Maddow Who do you repopulate the world with? Why the !@#$ would I want to repopulate the world especially with people related to me? I'm voting for my hand.
VABills Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I'm not sure who either is , so pictures would be good.
VABills Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 And if they are both good looking, whats wrong with a threesome. DUH.
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 The real question is: Who's gonna be the first to admit taking on Maddow! BTW... I voted abstinence. Now if dev said that there was brewery still with some stock left... Hmmmmm... Can anybody say "end of the world beer goggles!"
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I'm not sure who either is , so pictures would be good. Wiki it!
/dev/null Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 I'm not sure who either is , so pictures would be good. Ann Coulter - Looks like a transvestite heroin addict Rachel Maddow - Looks like a dude
KD in CA Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Rachel Maddow - Looks like a dude Uh...you mean that's not a dude?? Yikes. Of course, Coulter is nasty so I think I'd be content to let the animals have the planet back.
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Uh...you mean that's not a dude?? Yikes. Of course, Coulter is nasty so I think I'd be content to let the animals have the planet back. There are 6 dudes here that would "hit it" before the animals get the joint back!
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Uh...you mean that's not a dude?? Yikes. Of course, Coulter is nasty so I think I'd be content to let the animals have the planet back. you have been chosen a master breeder to propagate the government. You have been assigned to Diane Feinstein,Madeline Albright, and Janet Reno.
KD in CA Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 you have been chosen a master breeder to propagate the government. You have been assigned to Diane Feinstein,Madeline Albright, and Janet Reno. Cool. Those fat pigs will provide plenty of food to fatten up the animals. I gotta eat you know.
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Cool. Those fat pigs will provide plenty of food to fatten up the animals. I gotta eat you know. Yeah but I picture the taste of a brown bear thats been eating rotten salmon all summer.
DC Tom Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 you have been chosen a master breeder to propagate the government. You have been assigned to Diane Feinstein,Madeline Albright, and Janet Reno. I suspect all three are past breeding age to begin with.
OCinBuffalo Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Yeah but I picture the taste of a brown bear thats been eating rotten salmon all summer. and farting.
Jim in Anchorage Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I suspect all three are past breeding age to begin with. C,mon Tom. A joke. I have never been convinced Janet Reno is even a woman,anyway
Dwight Drane Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Ann Coulter is the type of chick you pick up at the Dulles Marriott bar at 10:58 PM after you missed your connecting flight and are stuck waiting overnight. I think deep down there is a hetrosexual wanting to be unleashed in Maddow. She still has that gawky 13 year old girl thing about her who is waiting for a boy to ask her to dance at the junior high formal, and after a few more years of waiting just decided to dive right in to the underground world of muff. She's very smart and probably was influenced by some butch in academia her senior year in high school and into college. That became her identity by default. Deep down she still has dreams about a prince charming coming to rescure her from the cruel world. I think we need a daily thread like this. How about: Kathy Lee Gifford vs. Kathy Griffin Suzie Ormon vs. Paula Dean Chelsae Clinton vs. Cortney Love It can be like a Wrestlemania of influential, bi-sexual women.
KD in CA Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Kathy Lee Gifford vs. Kathy Griffin I think the match up here would be "which one could you listen to speak longer before being overwhelmed by your desire to bash their skull in with a blunt object" Little side story -- My brother in law works in a very high end jewelry store part time and recently had Frank and Kathy Lee Gifford coming into the place. He said Frank seemed like a decent guy but Kathy Lee was about as big a c--t as you could ever imagine. Shocking news, I'm sure.
stuckincincy Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 It's Armageddon. The comet has struck Earth. The nukes have been launched. A great plague has struck. Yellowstone erupted. Dwight Drane has been buried alive by his horde of silver And all the world has been killed except for you, Ann Coulter and Rachel Maddow Who do you repopulate the world with? Harsh question. I'd go with Coulter, because my suspicion is she would be down 'n dirty, kinda like a Tonya Harding.
PastaJoe Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I'd go with Maddow; she has better birthing hips, and looks like she would be better able to help out with chores. Coulter looks like her bones would break from any heavy duty action, and then she would expect you to wait on her.
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