Steely Dan Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Ok we all know Richard Simmons is beyond the word weird. He's uber-weird. In this CNN interview with Kiran Chetry he gets weirder and weirder. Remember this is the guy who proposed to Barbara Streisand after one of her concerts. He had the engagement ring and everything. If you can't stand Richard Simmons for five minutes I'll tell you the three best parts. During the interview he: 1. Kisses Kiran's feet for like 15 seconds at the end of the interview. 2. Says about overweight 8th graders that whenever he sees them he imagines his face on their head? 3. Toward the end of the interview he starts tearing up and almost crying. What he means in the second thing is that he was fat in 8th grade weighing 200 pounds and whenever he sees a fat kid he sees himself. He corrects himself to say his head on their neck but still... C'mon.
The Big Cat Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Ok we all know Richard Simmons is beyond the word weird. He's uber-weird. In this CNN interview with Kiran Chetry he gets weirder and weirder. Remember this is the guy who proposed to Barbara Streisand after one of her concerts. He had the engagement ring and everything. If you can't stand Richard Simmons for five minutes I'll tell you the three best parts. During the interview he: 1. Kisses Kiran's feet for like 15 seconds at the end of the interview. 2. Says about overweight 8th graders that whenever he sees them he imagines his face on their head? 3. Toward the end of the interview he starts tearing up and almost crying. What he means in the second thing is that he was fat in 8th grade weighing 200 pounds and whenever he sees a fat kid he sees himself. He corrects himself to say his head on their neck but still... C'mon. Do you suppose when he goes to meet with Arne Duncan that he'll still wear his bedazzled tank-top?
The Big Cat Posted January 5, 2009 Posted January 5, 2009 Do you suppose when he goes to meet with Arne Duncan that he'll still wear his bedazzled tank-top? Okay, never mind, he answers that question at the end of the interview. Astonishingly, the answer was YES! Hahaha.
Steely Dan Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 Now he's terrorizing camera men at Fux Gnus? You have to scroll down a little to find the video. If I was that guy I'd have to go home sick for the day and get therapy for at least six months.
Beerball Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Now he's terrorizing camera men at Fux Gnus? You have to scroll down a little to find the video. If I was that guy I'd have to go home sick for the day and get therapy for at least six months. But yet you continue to search out Richard Simmons 'news'. Curious.
ieatcrayonz Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 But yet you continue to search out Richard Simmons 'news'. Curious. I'm waiting for him to tie a few threads together by implicating Simmons in the death of Caylee Anthony with an random yet elaborate theory.
The Dean Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I think it should be noted that Kiran Chetry is a babe. When is someone going to make Simmons put on some real clothes, before they let him do an interview?
erynthered Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I'm waiting for him to tie a few threads together by implicating Simmons in the death of Caylee Anthony with an random yet elaborate theory.
dib Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 somebody should tie him over the end of a cannon, and...................
Steely Dan Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 But yet you continue to search out Richard Simmons 'news'. Curious. I stumbled upon it. Jack-Ass!! somebody should tie him over the end of a cannon, and................... Ummm, you want to tie him to a cannon and... I'm wondering what you want to do to him while bent over the cannon!
Beerball Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I'm waiting for him to tie a few threads together by implicating Simmons in the death of Caylee Anthony with an random yet elaborate theory. I'm thinkin that Simmons is really a ghost, and not a normal ghost either, he's an alien ghost & he haunted little Caylee.
Philly McButterpants Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 He is a master of self-promotion. Truly . . . how can he not have faded away by now?
EZC-Boston Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I think it should be noted that Kiran Chetry is a babe. Indeed.
MattyT Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 There isn't a single thing that Richard Simmons could do that would surprise me. He makes Gene Simmons look completely normal.
dib Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 I stumbled upon it. Jack-Ass!! Ummm, you want to tie him to a cannon and... I'm wondering what you want to do to him while bent over the cannon! I will attempted to expand your dark and narrow universe. Evil doers, criminals, whatever, were tied over the mouth of a loaded cannon. The cannon would then be fired with predictable results. Hence the term: "You're fired"
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