BuffaloBlood Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Buffalo Bills Football: cause 8-8 is like a tie and nobody wants that.
mmacie Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 The Buffalo Bills: You can win free coffee and bison dip
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 OK, apologies to Letterman, but here are my picks for the "top 10" slogans list Top 10 Bills Marketing Slogans for 2009 10. Buffalo Bills: We sell beer. 9. Buffalo Bills: Cowher, Parcells, Belechik, Jauron: One of these things does not belong here. 8. Buffalo Bills: Undefeated on bye weeks! 7. Buffalo Bills: One team, One cup 6. Buffalo Bills: 12.5% of the 2007 Patriots* 5. Buffalo Bills: If it's too tough for them, it's just right in our fieldhouse! 4. Buffalo Bills: Hey, you never know. 3. Buffalo Bills: We're Still In The NFL, Technically 2. Buffalo Bills: 2008 Deferring AND Friday Champions! and the number one Bills Marketing Slogan for 2009: 1. Buffalo Bills: Because you're too lazy to drive all the way to Pittsburgh
UB2SF Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 The Bills make me want to SHOUT! - At my televison SHOUT! - O for the division SHOUT! - Salt in the incision The Bills make me want to SHOUT! SHOUT!
Art Still Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Apparently even if your not playing you will feel like your worth millions! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Where every year is Two Thousand Seven and Nine The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Guaranteed to piss off enough fans so your season tickets improve every year The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Because Solomon Willcox has to do someone's game!
DCBongo Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 How can I avoid catching the Bills virus? If I have the Bills virus, how do I tell my partner? And what can I do to keep my partner from becoming infected? How often should I be tested to see if I'm having a Bills outbreak? What can I do to treat outbreaks? You don't need to feel ashamed; we're raising awareness about the Bills virus. Education is the first step. Talk to your doctor if you think you may be infected with the Bills virus. winner winner chicken dinner
keepthefaith Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 We need a new team song for next year...(with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head Ralph said to us It's not the QB or that toady GM Russ My whole front office rides to work on a short bus There must be 50 ways to lose in football 50 ways to lose in football Well done.
San-O Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 winner winner chicken dinner The 2009 Buffalo Bills: We're worth millions! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: A commitment to fielding a team for almost 40 years. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: We'll play football so you won't have to. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Join us on Sunday, spend some money and buy some crap. The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Come on, you've got nothing better to do!
Sisyphean Bills Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Want athletes executing well? Watch our cheerleaders.
San-O Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Come watch us play or we'll sell a game to Mexico City! The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Possibly your last chance to line Ralph's pockets before, you know.
Kelso_Helmet Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 We need a new team song for next year...(with apologies to Paul Simon) The problem is all inside your head Ralph said to us It's not the QB or that toady GM Russ My whole front office rides to work on a short bus There must be 50 ways to lose in football 50 ways to lose in football "...so draft another d-back, Jack don't have a game plan, Stan tight ends, are a ploy, Roy and the team will be fine.... re-hire Dick, Rick and we'll waste all the draft picks bottom of the AFC, Lee we're fine with seven and nine..."
OrangeJuiceSimpson Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 Buffalo Bills 2009: Sorry, we thought he'd be dead by now. Buffalo Bills 2009: The most consistent team in the NFL 3 years strong! Buffalo Bills 2009: Sleep in as late as possible. Buffalo Bills 2009: This dick will come...around.
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