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I've only thought of a few thus far. I'm sure the creative people here will do much better.

 

Buffalo Bills Football: We sell beer.

Buffalo Bills Football: Hey, you never know.

Buffalo Bills Football: You want a Mike or a Bill, but you'll take a Dick.

Seven and Nine: One More Time!

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I've only thought of a few thus far. I'm sure the creative people here will do much better.

 

Buffalo Bills Football: We sell beer.

Buffalo Bills Football: Hey, you never know.

Buffalo Bills Football: You want a Mike or a Bill, but you'll take a Dick.

Buffalo Bills Football: You make the call. Come to the game or stay home! Jauron Blows!!!

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"We'll blow up your ship!"

 

6 of the 7 teams we beat have made changes to their front office or coaching staff.

 

Seattle: Holmgren out

Jville: Harris out

Oakland: Kiffin fired

St Louis: Linehan fired

Kansas City: Peterson resigned

Denver: Shanahan fired

 

Only San Diego hasn't fired anyone, but they're also the only one who's season isn't over yet.

 

As a bonus, Cleveland and the Jets fired their coaches. Apparently for not blowing Dick's team out.

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I am totally bored, so here is my two cents:

-The Buffalo Bills-The Disaster by the Lake

-We run into as many pedestrians as we do end zones

-The Bills, where optimism leaves when we leave St. John Fisher

-We have a Dick, that even a prostitute woudn't want

-If you think 7-9 is getting old, check out our owner

-More frustrating then a stuck zipper when you really have to go!

-Nobody circles with an empty wagon like the Buffalo Bills

-Buffalo Bills, the only team in the league with 9 road games a year!

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The 2009 Buffalo Bills: Hey, at least Bruce got into the Hall this year

It's not official and wont be announced until Superbowl weekend, so please don't jinx us=it hasn't been the best year for the Bills.

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