drhockey Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Not a surprise, but ESPN NFL Live guys just reported that Cowher is interested in listening to the Jets for their opening at head coach and that Pioli is planning on interviewing in Cleveland for GM. Super duper... AFC East coaches next year: Pats - Belichick Dolphins - Sparano Jets - Cowher Bills - super sweet Jauron and an "inner circle" promotion of out-of-state resident Modrak Oh yes, multiple years of futility ensues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billnutinphoenix Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 If this were to happen....we'll be in 4th place until Ralph dies...How old is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Not a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Patriettes - Belichiclets, Brady, Kraft's MegaMillions Dullphins - Parcells, Soprano, Meadow, Paulie, Pennington! Jesters - Farvah, Cowher and the ghost of Namath Bills - Harvey Johnson's friend, Skeletor Jauron and Linda Bogdan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'm going to be sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 If this were to happen....we'll be in 4th place until Ralph dies...How old is he? THats pretty much going to happen anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsVet Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Patriettes - Belichiclets, Brady, Kraft's MegaMillions Dullphins - Parcells, Soprano, Meadow, Paulie, Pennington! Jesters - Farvah, Cowher and the ghost of Namath Bills - Harvey Johnson's friend, Skeletor Jauron and Linda Bogdan Funniest thing I've read all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellysheroes Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Not a surprise, but ESPN NFL Live guys just reported that Cowher is interested in listening to the Jets for their opening at head coach and that Pioli is planning on interviewing in Cleveland for GM. Super duper... AFC East coaches next year: Pats - Belichick Dolphins - Sparano Jets - Cowher Bills - super sweet Jauron and an "inner circle" promotion of out-of-state resident Modrak Oh yes, multiple years of futility ensues... Bing in Marty today....at least it gives us a punchers chance against these guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Bing in Marty today....at least it gives us a punchers chance against these guys! Did that really need to be inserted into multiple threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VJ91 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 If this were to happen....we'll be in 4th place until Ralph dies...How old is he? 90. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drhockey Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 This all important "inner circle" meeting that is going on today probably consists of a round-robin tournament of hungry, hungry hippos. Then, probably an hour or so discussion on what to order or argue over for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'm going to be sick... Cripes! Don't make a mess in the car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalonian-at-Heart Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I'm going to be sick... You got a fast car But is it fast enough so you can fly away You gotta make a decision You leave tonight or live and die this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiz Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 This all important "inner circle" meeting that is going on today probably consists of a round-robin tournament of hungry, hungry hippos. Then, probably an hour or so discussion on what to order or argue over for lunch. Didn't Ralph first use the term "inner circle" when referencing Modrak's entry into this distinguished group? What a dope!!! I'm surprised he didn't have a press release when his daughter, Linda Bogdan broke the gender barrier to enter such a select club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 If this were to happen....we'll be in 4th place until Ralph dies...How old is he? About 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Provide me a single game where Dick Jauron, in his tenure here, has outcoached the opposing team's coach. Just one game. On the other hand, I can provide at least 5 games just THIS season where DJ was the one that was outcoached. Please. I like DJ the person. I don't like DJ the coach. He needs to be fired. Bring in Steve Spagnola or Fassel or Cowher or even Mariucci. Ralph needs to move here, and move quickly. If DJ was playing for his coaching life this past sunday, then he failed MISERABLY. He should've been fired right after that horrid run that we did to end the first half. Typical DJ, and typical buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Fong Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 At the risk of sounding over the top the Bills are simply done. Pack it up. It's over. Once Wilson dies there might be a slim chance that through some miracle they will remain in Buffalo, but they don't have the personnel or the staff to compete. Wilson is Bidwell-ing his way into retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoner7 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 why do so many want marty schottenhilmerdinger anyways? He has a terrible record in the playoffs, and is just as conservative as DICK. If you didnt notice, the good coaches are not conservative. They dont give the other team a chance to win by punting on 4th and short with 2 mins left, they go for it and get a first down. Conservative is a nice way to say "play to lose". Look at Billicheat, look at Sparano. Hell thats why the Fins won, they had 4th and short and got a first down, DICK would have punted and Brett would have won those green tards the game with all that time left. Get rid of the DICK, I want some BALLS as my head coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billnutinphoenix Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 At the risk of sounding over the top the Bills are simply done. Pack it up. It's over. Once Wilson dies there might be a slim chance that through some miracle they will remain in Buffalo, but they don't have the personnel or the staff to compete. Wilson is Bidwell-ing his way into retirement. Correction: Bidwelling his way to the grave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 why do so many want marty schottenhilmerdinger anyways? He has a terrible record in the playoffs, and is just as conservative as DICK. If you didnt notice, the good coaches are not conservative. They dont give the other team a chance to win by punting on 4th and short with 2 mins left, they go for it and get a first down. Conservative is a nice way to say "play to lose". Look at Billicheat, look at Sparano. Hell thats why the Fins won, they had 4th and short and got a first down, DICK would have punted and Brett would have won those green tards the game with all that time left. Get rid of the DICK, I want some BALLS as my head coach He coached some really flawed teams and beat some very good teams- look at his QB's- Dave Kreig, Steve DeBerg, Rich Gannon, Elvis Grbac and a mummified Joe Montana. He had to see John Elway twice a season for most of his career and had some one-dimensional running backs. His playoff record reflects the fact that his teams weren't all that great, but he made it to the playoffs by emphasizing strengths. Marty Schotenheimer is a hall of fame coach and from what I understand is a hell of a guy.....which usually is the case for great coaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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