/dev/null Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,466684,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,466684,00.html I have no idea why this is a problem. Unless she's doing inappropriate things with the children who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I have no idea why this is a problem. Unless she's doing inappropriate things with the children who cares? Seriously. It's not like she was offering her lunch box for half price as a Friday Afternoon Delight. If anything when I was in school a hot lunch lady might've been reason enough to eat school lunch instead of bringing my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, yesterday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes And my breath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose. In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true. Clouds made of carrots and peas. Mountains built of shepherd's pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese. But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease. No student can escape The magic of Lunch Lady Land. Oh.. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Navy beans. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, *farting noise* joe. Well, ah, dreamt one mornin' That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-lookin' at me. It screamed, "Why do you Burn me and serve me up cold?" I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told." Then the liver and onions Started joinin' the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop juey slapped me And it kicked me in the head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady," Said the garlic bread. I said, "What did I do to Make you all so mad?" They said, "You got flabby arms And your breath is bad." Then the green bean said, "You better run and hide." But then my friend, sloppy joe, Came and joined my side. He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady, The kids wouldn't eat ya. You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' 'Please to meet ya.' She gives you a purpose And she give you a goal. You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole." Now, all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Well, me and sloppy joe got married. We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I'd like to see the interview with the parent who was surfing their favorite porn sites and recognized her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 It's amazing that with all the porn sites out there, that she couldn't set-up a webcam and make more than she does being a lunch lady. What is this country coming to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I'd like to see the interview with the parent who was surfing their favorite porn sites and recognized her. Parent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Parent? Teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 She's only 32? Youch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Well, me and sloppy joe got married.We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land. Gives new meaning to "sloppy" joe. That's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 She's only 32? Youch! Young enough to get back into porn! Is there any call for beat-up, crack head looking women, with ginormous boobage, in porn? (Of course there is.) http://www.bigtitmovies1.com/bigtitmovies2...stalGunns26.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Is there any call for beat-up, crack head looking women, with ginormous boobage, in porn? (Of course there is.) There will always be a market for ginormous boobage pr0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 There will always be a market for ginormous boobage pr0n He said with his fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 ....angry housewives became suspicious when their husbands suddenly took an interest in their children's schooling and began attending lunch with them on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I'd like the milk today, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Woke up in the morning.Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, yesterday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes And my breath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose. In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true. Clouds made of carrots and peas. Mountains built of shepherd's pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese. But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease. No student can escape The magic of Lunch Lady Land. Oh.. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Navy beans. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, *farting noise* joe. Well, ah, dreamt one mornin' That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-lookin' at me. It screamed, "Why do you Burn me and serve me up cold?" I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told." Then the liver and onions Started joinin' the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop juey slapped me And it kicked me in the head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady," Said the garlic bread. I said, "What did I do to Make you all so mad?" They said, "You got flabby arms And your breath is bad." Then the green bean said, "You better run and hide." But then my friend, sloppy joe, Came and joined my side. He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady, The kids wouldn't eat ya. You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' 'Please to meet ya.' She gives you a purpose And she give you a goal. You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole." Now, all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Well, me and sloppy joe got married. We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land. Dude you have too much free time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Dude you have too much free time How much time does it take to cut and paste? http://www.lyricsdomain.com/1/adam_sandler..._lady_land.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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