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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one

wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young

to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die,

I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone

on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of

the plane.

Then a cowboy named Doug from Edmonton Alberta stands up in the rear

of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with light hair and

powerful blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,

unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time. No one moves. He

removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers . . "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

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