30dive Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy named Doug from Edmonton Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with light hair and powerful blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps... He whispers . . "Iron this -- and then get me a beer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 lol O, stevestojan. im saving that one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownBillsFan Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 TOO FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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