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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she could

take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls took care of business

they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said "Listen, these damn girl nights out are gonna stop.

Would you believe my wife came home last night wit! h no panties?"

"Tell me about it," said the other guy, "Mine came back with a Card

stuck to her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she could

take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, but was lucky enough to salvage  a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and  she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls took care of  business

they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said "Listen, these damn girl nights out are  gonna stop.

Would you believe my wife came home last night wit! h no panties?" 

"Tell me about it," said the other guy, "Mine came back with a Card

stuck to her ass that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you!'

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Why didn't they pee in the bar?

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well sometimes when you are drunk you don't remember to P before you leave the bar.

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