therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.."
Movinon Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Never heard that one
BuffaloWings Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again.
Tortured Soul Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. I thought this joke dated from the time of the anthrax letters.
extrahammer Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Even Dennis Miller would be disappointed.
BuffaloWings Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 I thought this joke dated from the time of the anthrax letters. You're probably right....just feels like it started in the 90s, I guess.
therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Didn't know Dick Jauron was the Bills' coach in the 90's? ...good to know tho
KRC Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't know Dick Jauron was the Bills' coach in the 90's? ...good to know tho The joke was completely different back in the 90s: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marv Levy immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." I think I also saw this one, which is also good: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Wade Phillips immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.."
davefan66 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Someone should start a pool....how many times can an old joke from the 90s get resurrected again. Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs!
Lori Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 The joke was completely different back in the 90s: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marv Levy immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." I think I also saw this one, which is also good: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Wade Phillips immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." And it wasn't overly funny back then, either ...
KRC Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 And it wasn't overly funny back then, either ... Maybe you will like the one going amongst the Iggles fans several years ago... "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Kotite immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." They also had one with Ray Rhodes, but it wasn't as good: "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Ray Rhodes immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.."
Stevie Ray Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Maybe you will like the one going amongst the Iggles fans several years ago... "Philadelphia Eagles football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Kotite immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.." Well, I laughed when I saw the name Rich Kotite!
The Senator Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs! Didja hear Ronnie Harmon got married? There was no reception!
VABills Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Hey, reminds me of the following: Why did the Bills call the plumber? Because Roosevelt Leaks! And, Did you hear Joe Dufek tried to commit suicide, yeah, the bullet was intercepted. And lastly, Why don't the Bills sleep in beds? Because they have Cribbs! What about this one? Scott Norwood tried to commit suicide but couldn't kick the stool out. He kept missing it wide right.
scribo Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Even if it hadn't been posted TWICE THIS MONTH already, I wouldn't find it funny. http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...&hl=powdery http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...&hl=powdery
crazyDingo Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 I like this one: "Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the playing field. Head coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was snow. Practice was resumed this afternoon in the cozy indoor Field House after special agents coaxed Roscoe Parish and Trent Edwards using hot cocoa."
therealcrack Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't realize that joke has been around forever and that its been posted twice this month already,sorry...What a waste of a first post
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Didn't realize that joke has been around forever and that its been posted twice this month already,sorry...What a waste of a first post With three total posts, you get a free pass.
reddogblitz Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 How many Buffalo Bills does it change a flat tire? One, but if it's a blowout, the whole team shows up. But I guess when you lose 31-27, both jokes are inappropriate.
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