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Now apply the same eye to the "Clinton Economy".

 

 

Clinton was the worst president we ever had. He answered and yielded to Wall Street more than any other president and still brags how many jobs were created. I'd like to ask Clinton "Where are all those jobs now?"

 

 

Bush gets a bum rap because he became president and then the dot com thing crashed.

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Not bad at all, and since the holdings ill be corporate high yield bonds and CMBS, should deliver a nice return over the long term. Where do I sign up?

 

For anybody keeping score

 

Shares in a $5 billion pool of toxic assets distributed as 2009 bonus pay for Credit Suisse Group investment bankers returned 72% last year, people familiar with the situation said.

 

Known as the Partner Asset Facility, the plan was originally billed as a way for Credit Suisse bankers to "eat their own cooking."

 

The pool is largely made up of commercial mortgage-backed securities and leveraged-loan products Credit Suisse sought to offload in late 2008 as it scaled back its own risk-taking. The fund assets originally included debt of a Japanese shopping center, a mining company and a U.S. supermarket chain.

 

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Credit Suisse management, which didn't comment, has backed the toxic-asset plan as a "thoughtful, responsible" way of addressing public and political fury over banker bonuses. Unlike crosstown rival UBS AG, Credit Suisse didn't accept government funds, opting instead to replenish its capital privately.

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For anybody keeping score

 

I work in Hedge Fund Accounting and our clients with the best YTD performance are the managers dumping their assets in distressed debt. The payoff has been insane.

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I work in Hedge Fund Accounting and our clients with the best YTD performance are the managers dumping their assets in distressed debt. The payoff has been insane.

 

To translate for the non accountants, the above proves that what happened in 2008 was a meltdown of liquidity and accounting treatment of financial assets, not a meltdown of the assets themselves. That's why the TARP worked exactly how it was designed - provided time for the accounting values and market values to equalize at a reasonable point. That's why TARP layout to anyone but Fan/Fred or AIG to earn a nice profit to the govt in 1 yr.

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To translate for the non accountants, the above proves that what happened in 2008 was a meltdown of liquidity and accounting treatment of financial assets, not a meltdown of the assets themselves. That's why the TARP worked exactly how it was designed - provided time for the accounting values and market values to equalize at a reasonable point. That's why TARP layout to anyone but Fan/Fred or AIG to earn a nice profit to the govt in 1 yr.

 

So will Congress pay themselves nice bonuses :wallbash:

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I work in Hedge Fund Accounting and our clients with the best YTD performance are the managers dumping their assets in distressed debt. The payoff has been insane.

 

I do recall saying 12-15 months ago that anyone who could buy up the "toxic assets" would make a killing.

 

Props to me, again. :wallbash:

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I do recall saying 12-15 months ago that anyone who could buy up the "toxic assets" would make a killing.

 

Props to me, again. :wallbash:

 

The American Public will never truly understand that they basically got to buy assets at a bargain.

 

Of course will those profits be used to pay back the debt????????

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I do recall saying 12-15 months ago that anyone who could buy up the "toxic assets" would make a killing.

 

Props to me, again. :wallbash:

 

So what size yacht you buying?

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I do recall saying 12-15 months ago that anyone who could buy up the "toxic assets" would make a killing.

 

Props to me, again. :D

 

 

Well, not so much. It's common sense. Buy when everyone's selling, sell when everyone's buying.

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Yacht? I hate sailing.

 

I'd rather have this.

 

Who said anything about using a yacht to sail? Half the people who own yachts have no clue where the damn thing is. I just figured you needed the tax write off.

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Who said anything about using a yacht to sail? Half the people who own yachts have no clue where the damn thing is. I just figured you needed the tax write off.

 

And surplus Russian fighter jets aren't?

 

Anyway, I never said I bought any toxic assets. No siree...I shorted 'em. Got to lose money so I can get free health care.

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And surplus Russian fighter jets aren't?

 

Anyway, I never said I bought any toxic assets. No siree...I shorted 'em. Got to lose money so I can get free health care.

 

Tax deductions or not owning a Russian MIG would just be too !@#$ing cool.

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