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A Buffalo Bills Christmas


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Presenting: Good King Wenceslas... Buffalo Bills Style, BOYEEEEEE:

 

Owner Ralph Wilson looked out

On another losing season

When the snow lay round about

Deep and crisp and even

Brightly shone the D at times

Though our pass rush was cruel

When a poor coach blamed for our plight

His name was Perry Fewell

 

Leodis McKelvin run for me,

The return game is sterling.

Yonder peasant, who is he?

Tis' none other than John Wendling.

Leagues best special teams hence

Coverage teams always contain

In the endzone Roscoe shall dance

Lest we forget Brian Moorman

 

Halt the rush and give Trent time

Stop the red dogs hither

James Hardy will one day shine

Just like Donte Whitner

Trent and Lynch forth they went

Forth they went together

Through the Ralph wind's wild lament

And the bitter weather

 

JP's hopes are darker now

As the boos grow stronger

Read the D... he knows not how,

Fans can watch no longer

Hear the footsteps, fair JP

Speeding toward you boldly

Thou shalt feel the defense rage

And fumble thy ball unexplicably

 

In legends steps they trod

Where the snow lay dinted

Greatness used to grace the sod

Where present Bills are ding-ED

Therefore, Bills fans, rest assured

Draft position is rising

Ye ole NFL will bless the poor

With another first round blessing

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