Steely Dan Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I'm with you on this one Mr. Dildo, Jolie looks like a whore you go on a week long coke binge with. I know you know what I mean Ahhhhhh, to be Jennifer's dildo. :looking off dreamily: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ahhhhhh, to be Jennifer's dildo. :looking off dreamily: You're freakin weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 You're freakin weird. need to get ~NG~ to change his name to Jennifer's Dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ahhhhhh, to be Jennifer's dildo. :looking off dreamily: I know this is a banned word but....yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I am one of the biggest proponents of banning that word......but with Jennifer Aniston....all bets are off......have at it I know this is a banned word but....yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Bull!!!! granted taste is in the eye of the beholder, but I call Bull...unless you are in beverly hills...there is no way Jennifer Anniston, or Angelina Jolie for that matter(and i am not a Jolie fan) could EVER be mistaken for average Ok ok. Maybe I underrated her just because I can't stand that awful show she was on. At the same time, I still don't think she's a beauty by any means. Honestly, no bs I would give her a 7.5. Now if you really want to talk hot sitcom women I really enjoy that Portia from Arrested Development. Yea I know shes a carpet muncher but I think she would be crazy hot if she was with another lipstick lesbo. But, alas, that no talent shrew Ellen has her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I've always wanted to drive a Portia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I am one of the biggest proponents of banning that word......but with Jennifer Aniston....all bets are off......have at it @ Poojer. As for that pic, whoa. That cover of Jennifer Aniston stopped me right in my tracks. She's two months away from 40...and she looks better than ever! I have to agree with Steely and Hazed...I thought Jennifer Aniston was hot 15 years ago and I think she's hotter now. I still cannot believe Brad dumped her for the Skank Who Shall Not Be Named. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I've always wanted to drive a Portia. You do know she's of the same persuasion as Rachel Maddow, right? But Portia was married to a man at one time. She'd definitely be the female in any lesbian relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Let me put it this way. If I were to wake up and find Jen laying next to me would I roll over and go back to sleep? NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Let me put it this way. If I were to wake up and find Jen laying next to me would I roll over and go back to sleep? NO! You would go to the phone, call 911 and report an intruder! That's what you were getting at, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 You do know she's of the same persuasion as Rachel Maddow, right? But Portia was married to a man at one time. She'd definitely be the female in any lesbian relationship. And that affects my wanting to nail her how? You would go to the phone, call 911 and report an intruder! That's what you were getting at, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 There has got to be a major malfunction with her that all these dudes cheat on her. She seems normal and she is gorgeous but gets stepped on... I don't get it. She's Greek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I disagree, I think she's pretty freakin' hot. Dude, Cinci is talking beauty........Audrey Hepburn, Ava Gardner and Marrilyn Monroe type of look. Not Jane Fonda sexy. Not a Quarter Century type of beauty. I too will be 40 in the upcoming months & she will never be looked back at in twenty five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Dude, Cinci is talking beauty........Audrey Hepburn, Ava Gardner and Marrilyn Monroe type of look. Not Jane Fonda sexy. To each their own my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 What's a wing-nut? One of those satanic lefties that have done and that want to continue to make laws about any aspect of ones' behavior? Um... it's a phrase used to describe anyone who is effin loony. You know, people that make out with their siblings, wear vials of blood around their necks, travel to foreign lands and steal babies. Wing-nut. Crazie. Psycho. Loonie. Crayonz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 You would go to the phone, call 911 and report an intruder! That's what you were getting at, right? Good one. Nah, wouldn't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 If you want to see Aniston at her finest, check out the movie "Derailed" with Clive Owen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic Table F'er Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?i...p;source=s14565 She's no picnic table, but she'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 'scuse me, i'll be back in about 1.5 minutes...if not sooner http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?i...p;source=s14565 She's no picnic table, but she'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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