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I don't understand why people are agains violins. What's the big deal with a pretty sounding stringed instrument? If more children grew up playing violins the world would be a better place.

 

RR

"I don't understand why everyone is trying to preserve our national racehorses."

 

SNL when it was funny.

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"I would like to talk about...BUSTING schoolchildren."

It's just like the little song my father used to sing to me before I went to bed at night. He'd tuck me into bed, and he would sing to me this song, written by musically-happening cousin - Carlos Santana Roseannadanna. And it went like this:

 

"You've got to change your perfect ways, Bo Derek

before I-I-I sta-a-art loving you.

You've got to change, Bo Derek

'Cause I-I-I do-o-on't envy you.

You got perfect skin and white teeth, and you got perfect clothes

but you also got a black hair hanging out of your nose.

This can't go on

Lord knows this can't go o-o-o-on!"

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