DC Tom Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Milky Way is the half-retarded step-brother of a Snickers. Snickers >>> Milky Way Oh please. Snickers is nothing more than a pimped-out Milky Way. And as for retardedness...both contain the warning "may contain peanuts". Milky Ways warn you that they might be Snickers. Snickers, on the other hand, warn you that they might be...SNICKERS! In other words, whereas Milky Ways remind you that we live in an imperfect world where occasionally they do something wrong, Snickers reminds you that OCCASIONALLY THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!! So where's your "half-retarded" candy bar now, peanut boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Oh please. Snickers is nothing more than a pimped-out Milky Way. And as for retardedness...both contain the warning "may contain peanuts". Milky Ways warn you that they might be Snickers. Snickers, on the other hand, warn you that they might be...SNICKERS! In other words, whereas Milky Ways remind you that we live in an imperfect world where occasionally they do something wrong, Snickers reminds you that OCCASIONALLY THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!! So where's your "half-retarded" candy bar now, peanut boy? Milky Way got one of these? Candy and desert=Snickers goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 oh crap Mars has Almonds....Kit Kat has the coconut and Nougat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Oh please. Snickers is nothing more than a pimped-out Milky Way. And as for retardedness...both contain the warning "may contain peanuts". Milky Ways warn you that they might be Snickers. Snickers, on the other hand, warn you that they might be...SNICKERS! In other words, whereas Milky Ways remind you that we live in an imperfect world where occasionally they do something wrong, Snickers reminds you that OCCASIONALLY THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!! So where's your "half-retarded" candy bar now, peanut boy? Ann from Ohio writes: "Only halfwitted morons think Milky Way bars are better than Snickers bars." She continues; "I know bars better than any other person from Ohio and Snickers has a better Happy Hour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Oh please. Snickers is nothing more than a pimped-out Milky Way. And as for retardedness...both contain the warning "may contain peanuts". Milky Ways warn you that they might be Snickers. Snickers, on the other hand, warn you that they might be...SNICKERS! In other words, whereas Milky Ways remind you that we live in an imperfect world where occasionally they do something wrong, Snickers reminds you that OCCASIONALLY THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!! So where's your "half-retarded" candy bar now, peanut boy? :censored: What can I say, I like my candy bars tarted up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 oh crap Mars has Almonds....Kit Kat has the coconut and Nougat chocolate covered wafers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Milky Way got one of these? Candy and desert=Snickers goodness Of course not. Milky Way, as the perfect candy bar, doesn't have to adulterate itself with cheap gimmicks like "We have ice cream!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Of course the Heath bar may be the most under appreciated candy bar out there. With Mr. Goodbar coming a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ann from Ohio writes:"Only halfwitted morons think Milky Way bars are better than Snickers bars." She continues; "I know bars better than any other person from Ohio and Snickers has a better Happy Hour." Ann's hardly a conisseur. Hell, most times you could force-feed her a Baby Ruth, and she wouldn't know the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Of course the Heath bar may be the most under appreciated candy bar out there. With Mr. Goodbar coming a close second. Does Bit O Honey qualify as a candy bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Of course the Heath bar may be the most under appreciated candy bar out there. With Mr. Goodbar coming a close second. Heat Bar? yuck, I hate Marshmallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Heat Bar? yuck, I hate Marshmallow Ahhhhh, Mallow Cups....used to eat those like crazy to collect the points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Does Bit O Honey qualify as a candy bar? More so than Three Musketeers, which tastes like something a Milky Way would sh-- out of itself... Three Musketeers also have the "May Contain Peanuts" warning, I believe. In other words "We might be a Snickers bar too...if we ever got within thirty feet of caramel." THAT'S a retarded candy bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Milky Way got one of these? Candy and desert=Snickers goodness Dem's mighty tasty! oh crap Mars has Almonds....Kit Kat has the coconut and Nougat What is wrong with you people. Do you really have such short memories of your childhood!! Do they even make Almond Joy and Mounds anymore? Of course the Heath bar may be the most under appreciated candy bar out there. With Mr. Goodbar coming a close second. Heath bar is too cardboardy. The Klondike Heath bars is mighty tasty though! Does Bit O Honey qualify as a candy bar? No, why do you ask such stupid questions all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ahhhhh, Mallow Cups....used to eat those like crazy to collect the points. mmmmm mallow cups...I love toffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Ahhhhh, Mallow Cups....used to eat those like crazy to collect the points. What'd you get with the points? More so than Three Musketeers, which tastes like something a Milky Way would sh-- out of itself... Three Musketeers also have the "May Contain Peanuts" warning, I believe. In other words "We might be a Snickers bar too...if we ever got within thirty feet of caramel." THAT'S a retarded candy bar. Three musketeers rule! Philistine!! :shaking head: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 More so than Three Musketeers, which tastes like something a Milky Way would sh-- out of itself... Three Musketeers also have the "May Contain Peanuts" warning, I believe. In other words "We might be a Snickers bar too...if we ever got within thirty feet of caramel." THAT'S a retarded candy bar. The Three Musketeers factory and the Milky Way factory apparently need to tighten up security in order to keep the terrorists from hiding peanuts in their candy bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 What'd you get with the points? bout a doller tree eighty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 BTW, since this is about the milky way would all this candy talk be considered off topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Three musketeers rule! Philistine!! :shaking head: You know - and I mean this with ALL sincerity - you really need to get a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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