Black hole found in Milky Way

[DC Tom]

The Three Musketeers factory and the Milky Way factory apparently need to tighten up security in order to keep the terrorists from hiding peanuts in their candy bars.

 

And apparently the Snickers factory needs to tighten up their quality control to make sure they're actually MAKING SNICKERS.

[Steely Dan]

The Three Musketeers factory and the Milky Way factory apparently need to tighten up security in order to keep the terrorists from hiding peanuts in their candy bars.

 

 

If you find a peanut in those in candy bars then the terrorists have won!

[DC Tom]

I just want to add that I'm really proud of the way you guys have hijacked this thread. Really. Brings a tear to my eye.

[Joe Miner]

 

If you find a peanut in those in candy bars then the terrorists have won!

 

What if you just find a severed finger?

[Beerball]

I just want to add that I'm really proud of the way you guys have hijacked this thread. Really. Brings a tear to my eye.

it were tater who started it

[Steely Dan]

You know - and I mean this with ALL sincerity - you really need to get a job.

 

I've been trying to hold out for a hospital Pharmacy Tech job but it's becoming very clear that I'm probably going to have to go retail pharmacy for awhile.

[DC Tom]

 

If you find a peanut in those in candy bars then the terrorists have won!

 

They hate us for our freedom from legumes.

[DC Tom]

I've been trying to hold out for a hospital Pharmacy Tech job but it's becoming very clear that I'm probably going to have to go retail pharmacy for awhile.

 

Hey, as long as it keeps you from encouraging this drivel...

[Steely Dan]

Hey, as long as it keeps you from encouraging this drivel...

 

Your job isn't holding you back.

[Beerball]

I've been trying to hold out for a hospital Pharmacy Tech job but it's becoming very clear that I'm probably going to have to go retail pharmacy for awhile.

Jesus, you & drugs, a marriage made in heaven.

[DC Tom]

Your job isn't holding you back.

 

 

Let me tell you about my job. I'm currently "leading" a team of three programmers who report to other people above me. They go do their own thing, because the project manager provides no guidance. They usually get it wrong, because they were hired a week ago and never got any orientation or training on the software we're writing. They're good programmers, so when they screw something up (which is often, since they're not trained), they do it spectacularly. This is what happens from 9 to 5. At 5, they go home. At 5, I revert ALL their code to what it was originally and fix everything properly. Until five, there's no point in doing anything, since they're still busy !@#$ing everything up.

 

So until five, I sit here shooting the sh-- with you bozos, while I keep an eye on three other people remotely and make a list of everything they're destroying. At 5, I take that list, undo everything they did, and do it properly. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

Correction: I'm now leading TWO teams of programmers, four total. None of whom know what they're doing. My job just got twice as useless.

 

Your tax dollars at work. Frankly, I'm probably saving you money posting here, at this point.

[Steely Dan]

Let me tell you about my job. I'm currently "leading" a team of three programmers who report to other people above me. They go do their own thing, because the project manager provides no guidance. They usually get it wrong, because they were hired a week ago and never got any orientation or training on the software we're writing. They're good programmers, so when they screw something up (which is often, since they're not trained), they do it spectacularly. This is what happens from 9 to 5. At 5, they go home. At 5, I revert ALL their code to what it was originally and fix everything properly. Until five, there's no point in doing anything, since they're still busy !@#$ing everything up.

 

So until five, I sit here shooting the sh-- with you bozos, while I keep an eye on three other people remotely and make a list of everything they're destroying. At 5, I take that list, undo everything they did, and do it properly. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

Correction: I'm now leading TWO teams of programmers, four total. None of whom know what they're doing. My job just got twice as useless.

 

Your tax dollars at work. Frankly, I'm probably saving you money posting here, at this point.

 

Ask those people to keep track of what they're screwing up and then come in at 5.

[Beerball]

1. Snickers

1A. Reeces Cups

2. M&M plain

3. Butterfinger

4. Milky Way

5. 3 Musketeers

6. $100,000 Bar

7. Crunch

8. Kit Kat

9. Baby Ruth

10. Mallow Cup

11. Hershey Bar

12. Reeces Bar

 

 

 

 

 

1,357,998. Almond Joy

1,357,999. Mounds

[Joe Miner]

1,357,998. Almond Joy

1,357,999. Mounds

 

So you're saying you prefer nuts?

[Wacka]

What'd you get with the points?

 

More Mallow Cups.

[Steely Dan]

1. Snickers

1A. Reeces Cups

2. M&M plain

3. Butterfinger

4. Milky Way

5. 3 Musketeers

6. $100,000 Bar

7. Crunch

8. Kit Kat

9. Baby Ruth

10. Mallow Cup

11. Hershey Bar

12. Reeces Bar

 

 

 

 

 

1,357,998. Almond Joy

1,357,999. Mounds

 

And the point of this is......

[Beerball]

And the point of this is......

finally something you can understand

[Simon]

Jesus, you & drugs, a marriage made in heaven.

Marriage is one man / one woman. Not a martyr, a dildo and a bunch of dope.

Christ, the next thing you know people will be trying to marry candy bars......

[DC Tom]

And the point of this is......

 

...no different than the point of any other post in this thread.

 

 

 

(Caution: this post may contain peanuts.)

[Simon]

(Caution: this post may contain peanuts.)

 

<snickers quietly>