Injury updates

[Peace Frog]

J.P. Losman - ankle injury: team doctors can save the foot but had to remove his ankle; he'll still be able to scramble but will be prone to running to the same side of the field as his 'bad lower leg', making him predicatable during his runs.

 

Eric Moulds - shoulder soreness: team doctors were able to repair Eric's sore rotator cuff and provide some added protection to it by lyposuctioning about 40 lbs. of cellulite from Mike Williams' right buttock and injecting it into the bad shoulder. Unfortunately, Eric now looks like a chronic masturbating teenager with a 10 times a day habit with his enlarged shoulder.

 

Jonas Jennings - ankle injury: team doctors were able to minimize the swelling in Jonas' ankle by using leeches in the inflammed areas. Although this technique is working, team doctors are worried that the leeches my wind up sucking out the only skill that resides between the two starting tackles.

[deep2evans]

wow that was the worst effort to be funny on this board i've seen in a long time, to try and make jokes out of injuries is just f'in gay

[Mark VI]

WGR just called. They'll pay you 20K ( like all their other high priced talent ) if you jazz it up more.

[Rubes]

Damn, am I the only one that appreciates the effort?

[Guest Guest]

Nope Rubes I thought it was hilarious. Now if it were more than a game or the injuries were life threatening ...

[Alaska Darin]

Damn, am I the only one that appreciates the effort?

6500[/snapback]

The effort was a solid "C"

 

The execution=RJ

[Guest Guest]

how does this site continue to find so many losers?

[Alaska Darin]

how does this site continue to find so many losers?

6536[/snapback]

How'd you get here? That'd be one door to close.

[Mustang]

I thought the leetch part was funny.