mead107 Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 5th grade . Girl next to my grandmothers house . God we loved to play doctor .
Captain Hindsight Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 5th grade . Girl next to my grandmothers house . God we loved to play doctor . i was 16 at a high school dance with my first GF. To bad she was a B word
KD in CA Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 I was 7. I got married to the girl next door. We used pull tops from pop cans for rings and my 10 year old brother officiated the ceremony. Of course, she started ragging my ass immediately so I was happy when we moved away the next year.
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Think I was around 8, she ended up being my girlfriend later on and I banged her when I was 13 (she was almost 15). I know I am a slow mover.
ofiba Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 30 seconds. My mom kissed me right after I got out of the womb.
HopsGuy Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Just last week... (Lights) Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards... Wait, wrong thread.
JoeFerguson Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Still waiting for my first kiss. I haven't figured out what the fu_k I'm doing.
Bullpen Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 8th grade, this was back when Jr and Sr Highs were in the same building so everyone went to homecoming. I went to her homecoming dance (she went to another school... not like Rusty Griswold she wasn't from Niagara Falls). I remember exactly where it was at my friend's house, it being kind of a rushed/awkward thing because her mom was in the driveway to pick her up and she was honking the horn. She ended up living out here in Colorado not too far from me, with much more leg hair now, because she's kind of "granola" and living in Boulder. (won't be long before Beerball is ragging on me for making out with a future granola chick.)
Beerball Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 (won't be long before Beerball is ragging on me for making out with a future granola chick.) So, they inverted the dudes penis and now he's a she?
The Cincinnati Kid Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 15 at the Outer Banks on vacation with the family, and actually it was Friday the 13th! HAHA. It was at the girl's beach house under the deck. I met her and we talked a few times and finally she was like we're leaving tomorrow you should come by our place tonight to say good-bye....Sure glad I did!
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 4 years old in pre school. This girl used to chase me around the place. One day she pinned me against the wall and kissed me. I was 4 so I didn't pay her any mind. My friggen loss. 13 years later in highschool, I fell for her pretty hard. She was in my biology class. We talked all the time. Was my lab partner etc. At the end of junior year I struck up the nerve to finally ask her out, and was told words that make my blood run cold. "I like you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship". Needless to say, after highschool, we lost touch, and I haven't spoken to her in about 7 years.
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 4 years old in pre school. This girl used to chase me around the place. One day she pinned me against the wall and kissed me. I was 4 so I didn't pay her any mind. My friggen loss. 13 years later in highschool, I fell for her pretty hard. She was in my biology class. We talked all the time. Was my lab partner etc. At the end of junior year I struck up the nerve to finally ask her out, and was told words that make my blood run cold. "I like you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship". Needless to say, after highschool, we lost touch, and I haven't spoken to her in about 7 years. Call her!
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 4 years old in pre school. This girl used to chase me around the place. One day she pinned me against the wall and kissed me. I was 4 so I didn't pay her any mind. My friggen loss. 13 years later in highschool, I fell for her pretty hard. She was in my biology class. We talked all the time. Was my lab partner etc. At the end of junior year I struck up the nerve to finally ask her out, and was told words that make my blood run cold. "I like you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship". Needless to say, after highschool, we lost touch, and I haven't spoken to her in about 7 years. Saying those words should come with a jail sentence, it's just cruel. Nothing worse than the friend zone.
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Saying those words should come with a jail sentence, it's just cruel. Nothing worse than the friend zone. tell me about it
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Call her! I tried to, but after awhile it was obvious she no longer had interest in even being friends. It's a two way street, and after awhile, she didn't want to bother. So I didn't push the issue. I left her a message a few years back telling her as much, and said if she ever wants to get in touch with me, she knows how, and wished her the best. sh-- happens
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I tried to, but after awhile it was obvious she no longer had interest in even being friends. It's a two way street, and after awhile, she didn't want to bother. So I didn't push the issue. I left her a message a few years back telling her as much, and said if she ever wants to get in touch with me, she knows how, and wished her the best. sh-- happens Sorry to hear that man life sucks sometimes. You never know tho im trying to teach myself to take more risks in life bc im sick of getting left behind so go for it why not right?
Just Jack Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Saw this article the other day.... Abstinence teachers wait until wedding day for first kiss
John Adams Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 7th Grade in the Nazareth Hall coat room. Julie (will omit her last name) was about a foot taller than me!
Cugalabanza Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 7 years old. With an older woman. I used to stay sometimes at this family's house to be babysat. They had a very pretty 11 or 12 year old daughter named Lisa. One day she said she wanted me to help her practice kissing. That was a fun summer.
Gordio Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I tried to, but after awhile it was obvious she no longer had interest in even being friends. It's a two way street, and after awhile, she didn't want to bother. So I didn't push the issue. I left her a message a few years back telling her as much, and said if she ever wants to get in touch with me, she knows how, and wished her the best. sh-- happens You should quit your job, give up all your hobbies & devote all your time into stalking the sh*t out of her.
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