Justice Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade than be a Dolphins fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 !@#$ the fish . that is all you have to say . You could ask them about Dan the Man and how we owned them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade than be a Dolphins fan! I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade AND then spend the rest of my week reveling in that misery with others on a message board than become a Dolphins fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. ...have to pay State income tax and refuse Federal disaster hurricane $$$ extracted out of the hide of 49 other States's taxpayers under pain of imprisionment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. I'd rather be a NY Jet fan than be a Dolphins fan! (my understanding is, a lot of Dolphin fans HATE the Jets fans) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Fun thread I'd rather my brother be gay and my sister be a whore than be a Dolphins fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I would rather jump from the roof of my house head first into a wood chipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd Rather my wife cheat on me with a Patriot's fan than be a dolphins fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather have my taxes go to bailout the idiots at GM and Citibank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Fun thread I'd rather my brother be gay and my sister be a whore than be a Dolphins fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather run a marathon wearing a burlap thong than be a dolphin fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Here is a really good reason never to become a Dolphin fan.... I've been to Miami 3 times in recent years to see the Bills play and I'm amazed the fans don't boo when this crap is played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. I'd rather go see a Brittanny Spears concert--front row seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Here is a really good reason never to become a Dolphin fan.... I've been to Miami 3 times in recent years to see the Bills play and I'm amazed the fans don't boo when this crap is played. That hurt my ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather smash my ballz flat by slamming them shut in a dictionary than be a stinking dolphins fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Sleep with Rosie O'donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather go see a Brittanny Spears concert--front row seat. I'd like to watch but not listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Id rather continually watch wide right than be a dolphins fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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