Justice Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank.
silvermike Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade than be a Dolphins fan!
mead107 Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 !@#$ the fish . that is all you have to say . You could ask them about Dan the Man and how we owned them .
MDH Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade than be a Dolphins fan! I'd rather spend my weekends during the prime of my life watching a losing team miss the playoffs for a decade AND then spend the rest of my week reveling in that misery with others on a message board than become a Dolphins fan!
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. ...have to pay State income tax and refuse Federal disaster hurricane $$$ extracted out of the hide of 49 other States's taxpayers under pain of imprisionment...
Cynical Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. I'd rather be a NY Jet fan than be a Dolphins fan! (my understanding is, a lot of Dolphin fans HATE the Jets fans)
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Fun thread I'd rather my brother be gay and my sister be a whore than be a Dolphins fan!
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I would rather jump from the roof of my house head first into a wood chipper.
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I'd Rather my wife cheat on me with a Patriot's fan than be a dolphins fan.
KD in CA Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather have my taxes go to bailout the idiots at GM and Citibank.
Justice Posted December 3, 2008 Author Posted December 3, 2008 Fun thread I'd rather my brother be gay and my sister be a whore than be a Dolphins fan!
macaroni Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather run a marathon wearing a burlap thong than be a dolphin fan
LabattBlue Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Here is a really good reason never to become a Dolphin fan.... I've been to Miami 3 times in recent years to see the Bills play and I'm amazed the fans don't boo when this crap is played.
Tcali Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 So, I've been catching a lot of grief over the last few weeks down here in Miami because of all the losing and everyone knows how much I love the Bills. Well anyways, one guy comes into my place of business shaking his head at me for Buffalo losing to the 49ers at home of all places and proceeds to tell me I should become a Dolphins fan. I needed a quick and witty response but for some reason I couldn't come up with anything sharp, plus I had a few customers in my store at the time so I couldn't get vulgar on his @ss! So I figured that there is no better place to come for some great responses I can use in the future other than F U, or some other lame comeback. So? What will it be? I'd rather_________________________________ than be a Dolphins fan! Fill in the blank. I'd rather go see a Brittanny Spears concert--front row seat.
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Here is a really good reason never to become a Dolphin fan.... I've been to Miami 3 times in recent years to see the Bills play and I'm amazed the fans don't boo when this crap is played. That hurt my ears
TheMadCap Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather smash my ballz flat by slamming them shut in a dictionary than be a stinking dolphins fan...
robkmil Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I'd rather go see a Brittanny Spears concert--front row seat. I'd like to watch but not listen
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Id rather continually watch wide right than be a dolphins fan
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