ieatcrayonz Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 As you well know, I run a lot of businesses. The name of the game is ROI. The "I" means investment. That investment comes in both money and time. This opportunity involves making a large % return on money invested but also involves a lot of time. I have tons of money, but not enough time. So for a large franchise fee, you can run with this idea: Doggy Psychiatryst and "tryst" is spelled that way for a reason. The basics are that you get these bored broads to bring in their dogs and the dog's favorite chew toy. You then analyze the bite marks on the chew toy, make up some crap, prescribe some paramesiums and start hitting on the broad who thinks you love her dog. Depending on looks, hitting on the broad is optional. This will work even in tough economic times, because these people become depressed and start reaching out for guidance. Before you say this idea has been tried, keep in mind I haven't told you everything. If you are interested in investigating or if you havequestions, just ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 make up some crap, prescribe some paramesiums What is a paramesium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 What is a paramesium? A french Paramecium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 A french Paramecium? But evidently not an OTC French paramecium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 What is a paramesium? About a dollar three eighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 About a dollar three eighty. It's pronounced a dollar tree eighty. Have to have that Polish accent in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 It's pronounced a dollar tree eighty.Have to have that Polish accent in there. I know, but I figgered Cincy wouldn unnerstan me if I used the vernacular. BTW--where the heck does that come from...a dollar tree eighty I mean. Can't remember for the life a me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 What is a paramesium? It's a sugar pill. Fake medicine and cheap two boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 It's a sugar pill. Fake medicine and cheap two boot. Does a pair a mesium beat tree of a kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 It's a sugar pill. Fake medicine and cheap two boot. OK. I'm two tired at the moment to argue. Just remember, crayonz - I am on your side. stuck doesn't toss friends. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 another genius crayonz idea. i could make a killing at that in Atlanta. do you have any franchising info? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Probably from the Polish immigrants saying $3.80 and pronouncing the $ as "dollar". I can do a good Polish old lady imitation. "Me and Sophie go and take de NFT bus down to da Broadvay market and then go to de VFdubbya post to play da Bingo. Down where the houses are side-by-each. They have dat good salad potatoes dere. I worked with a woman from Hamilton out here in CA and she said I did a good Canadian accent too. Living away from Buffalo now, I can tell the accent there. I noticed on COPS that even the black cops have a slight Polish accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 What is a paramesium? 2 mesium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 another genius crayonz idea. i could make a killing at that in Atlanta. do you have any franchising info? Here is a partial prospectus: It costs lots of money I give you all sorts of crap to say so that the chicks think you know what their dogs are thinking The paramesiums make the dogs hyper and happy at first then they sleep. This perpetuates the notion that they are doing well. I also give you lots of crap to say to these chicks to have your way with them You have to sign a 5 year agreement to exclusively buy the paramesiums from me. There is an additional 25 year option. Details to follow. If you get in on the ground floor you get a whole area code You in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Here is a partial prospectus: It costs lots of money I give you all sorts of crap to say so that the chicks think you know what their dogs are thinking The paramesiums make the dogs hyper and happy at first then they sleep. This perpetuates the notion that they are doing well. I also give you lots of crap to say to these chicks to have your way with them You have to sign a 5 year agreement to exclusively buy the paramesiums from me. There is an additional 25 year option. Details to follow. If you get in on the ground floor you get a whole area code You in? How much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 How much? Lots. And every time you ask it doubles. You in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 How much? Make check payable to Nwachukwu, the Honorable High King of Nigeria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 It's a sugar pill. Fake medicine and cheap two boot. So now "paramesium" means sugar pill, I would like some of the pills you are on. Also will you be offering full disclosure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Also will you be offering full disclosure? Look dude, I was never into that whole "look what's under the trench coat" routine. What's wrong with you anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Look dude, I was never into that whole "look what's under the trench coat" routine. What's wrong with you anyway? Look dude, yah got all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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