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The premise behind both of these (great) movies keeps popping up in the Bills. Let the team unravel so no one will care if they are moved.

I hope that I'm wrong.

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The premise behind both of these (great) movies keeps popping up in the Bills.  Let the team unravel so no one will care if they are moved.

I hope that I'm wrong.

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That's an... ...interesting... take on the situation... <_<

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Jobu if you no help me hit curveball I say fug you Jobu I do it myself.

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What leauge did you play in?

 

California penal.

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"I'm sure that guy's a close personal friend and all, but why did he have your wife's panties on his head?...oops i dont think thats gonna have the distance..."

 

Major league was on last night during the WS game...

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"I'm sure that guy's a close personal friend and all, but why did he have your wife's panties on his head?...oops i dont think thats gonna have the distance..."

 

Major league was on last night during the WS game...

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Juuuuuust a bit outside. Uecker made that movie.

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"I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime."

 

"Most of these guys never had a prime."

 

"This guy here is dead."

 

"Cross him off then."

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The premise behind both of these (great) movies keeps popping up in the Bills.  Let the team unravel so no one will care if they are moved.

I hope that I'm wrong.

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"I've put a bounty on the head of Tim McCracken, he's their coach and chief punk. 100 bucks of my own dough to the first guy who really nails him"

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This really reminds me of the Bills:

 

Any ideas?

 

On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player?

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Please don't do this to me. I've got work to do... :(

 

"Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the offseason, in his major league debut."

 

"Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like stevestojan."

 

"Jesus...I like him very much...but he no help with curveball."

 

I could be here all day quoting these...I've seen "Major League" approximately 75 times...since it involves my beloved Indians. :P

 

Mike

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Classic

 

"Waddya mean too high?" (still bring this one up on the golf course all the time)

 

Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add?

Monte: Uh, no.

Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing.

 

Rachel Phelps: I wanna put together a team that will help us relocate to Miami.

Charlie Donovan: What do ya mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers?

 

Jake: Thats my wife

Willie: Does she know that?

Jake: Who's that guy she's with?

Willie: I don't know, he's not wearing a name tag.

Vaughan: Want me to take him outside and kick the stevestojan out of him?

 

Jake:

"She bet me $50 she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor!"

"Is that you Tolbert? I'm hungover and if you were going to pull this stevestojan at least you could have said you were from the Yankees!"

"Yeah, we got uniforms and everything. It's great!"

 

Vaugn:

"I look like a banker in this."

 

 

Lou:

"Nice catch Mays, don't ever f'n do it a again."

"Ok Vaughn they tell us your a pitcher, your sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves in the league son."

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Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are retards.

McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuggin' TOYS with 'em.

McGrath: I'd rather have 'em playin' with their toys than playin' with themselves

Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it

McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't . . .

 

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fugg scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fugg scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.

Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.

Reggie Dunlop: Not the fugg scenes, they don't.

 

McGrath: Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.

Ned Braden: You have to hand it to the old bastard, he's highly original.

Jim Ahern: That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that?

 

Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck rooster.

Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.

 

Referee: Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.

Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fugging song.

 

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.

Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?

Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married soon, or he is going to have a rooster in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

 

Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash'em, Joe.

McGrath: No, you're not.

Johnny Upton: I'm gonna open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this stevestojan anymore. You and your fugging fashion shows.

 

Lily Braden: What's the story on that dog?

Reggie Dunlop: That's the dog that saved Charleston from the 1938 flood.

Lily Braden: Well fugg him.

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