molson_golden2002 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account.Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib made a right turn hitting Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses in mid air mind you... Makes a left turn, and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie. I loved that epidsode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 See it I already told you I haven't seen it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account.Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib made a right turn hitting Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses in mid air mind you... Makes a left turn, and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie. I saw some asshat reviewing Seinfeld once and he pointed to that episode as mocking the Kennedy assassination and he thought that was really repugnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manateefan Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 JFK was killed by Colonel Mustard with a candlestick in the billiards room This is not a board game and is not amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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