Cugalabanza Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'm playing great this year. Everybody loves me. I enjoy playing football. I like to be outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine. My favorite color is blue." -Marcus Stroud "We're doing a lot of wonderful things on offense right now. Stats don't tell the whole story. Some of the players from the other teams have been disruptive to what we want to do and I don't think that's fair. Aaron Schobel is a Hall of Famer." -Turk Schonert "I don't really want to play. I enjoy watching my friends play. They are very good. I'm not as good as them." -Leodis McKelvin "Not my problem. Blame somebody else. I was chosen for the Pro Bowl last year." -Jason Peters "I like all of our players very much. They do a nice job. I would never want to hurt anyone's feelings by challenging them because then there would be awkwardness when we go out for ice cream after the game." -Dick Juaron "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?" -Robert Royal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgg Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'm playing great this year. Everybody loves me. I enjoy playing football. I like to be outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine. My favorite color is blue."-Marcus Stroud "We're doing a lot of wonderful things on offense right now. Stats don't tell the whole story. Some of the players from the other teams have been disruptive to what we want to do and I don't think that's fair. Aaron Schobel is a Hall of Famer." -Turk Schonert "I don't really want to play. I enjoy watching my friends play. They are very good. I'm not as good as them." -Leodis McKelvin "Not my problem. Blame somebody else. I was chosen for the Pro Bowl last year." -Jason Peters "I like all of our players very much. They do a nice job. I would never want to hurt anyone's feelings by challenging them because then there would be awkwardness when we go out for ice cream after the game." -Dick Juaron "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?" -Robert Royal LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?"-Robert Royal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwightSchrute Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 You forgot one: ".......silence........" -Marshawn Lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'm playing great this year. Everybody loves me. I enjoy playing football. I like to be outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine. My favorite color is blue."-Marcus Stroud "We're doing a lot of wonderful things on offense right now. Stats don't tell the whole story. Some of the players from the other teams have been disruptive to what we want to do and I don't think that's fair. Aaron Schobel is a Hall of Famer." -Turk Schonert "I don't really want to play. I enjoy watching my friends play. They are very good. I'm not as good as them." -Leodis McKelvin "Not my problem. Blame somebody else. I was chosen for the Pro Bowl last year." -Jason Peters "I like all of our players very much. They do a nice job. I would never want to hurt anyone's feelings by challenging them because then there would be awkwardness when we go out for ice cream after the game." -Dick Juaron "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?" -Robert Royal This absolutely made my morning! I think you forgot one though.... "I'm a really nice guy. I don't mind getting pancaked by a defensive end most of the time, it makes them happy. I don't want to be mean and sack the other team's quarterback.....That could hurt him." -Chris Kelsay, with the rest of our D-Line nodding in approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoring is not hardy Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "????? ??? ????? ?????????? ?????????????" Roscoe Parrish and Leodis McKelvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'd like to thank Belichick for at least using lube this time" - Dick (but no balls) Jauron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 This absolutely made my morning! I think you forgot one though.... "I'm a really nice guy. I don't mind getting pancaked by a defensive end most of the time, it makes them happy. I don't want to be mean and sack the other team's quarterback.....That could hurt him." -Chris Kelsay, with the rest of our D-Line nodding in approval. EDIT: I'm a really nice guy. I don't mind getting pancaked by a defensive end most of the time, it makes them happy. What I really like to do is at the beginning of every play is sprint as fast as I can down the field and work backwards. This way I help the other team a little bit, just like coach Jauron sais we are all a big family and need to get along. I don't want to be mean and sack the other team's quarterback.....That could hurt him." -Chris Kelsay, with the rest of our D-Line nodding in approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cale Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 EDIT: I'm a really nice guy. I don't mind getting pancaked by a defensive end most of the time, it makes them happy. What I really like to do is at the beginning of every play is sprint as fast as I can down the field and work backwards. This way I help the other team a little bit, just like coach Jauron sais we are all a big family and need to get along. I don't want to be mean and sack the other team's quarterback.....That could hurt him." -Chris Kelsay, with the rest of our D-Line nodding in approval. Or as coach Jauron says: "We all are part of a fraternity. Beer after the game." C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Oooh - I'll play. Here's a funny outrageous perplexing made-up quote: '“I think I’ve been doing okay,” said Peters. “I think I have. The plays I have given up are just hustle plays on their part. If you watch the film, I dominate the guy. We're either down or we need a big play and Trent is trying to buy time. I'm running him up the field and they're covering back to the ball. It's nothing that I'm doing wrong, the play extended and they’re making plays.” Oh wait - that one's actually real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 How about this one from Jauron: "They play hard and we couldn't prepare any harder. (insert name) is a good teammate and works hard." Translation: "This team has to work hard because there is not enough talent on the roster to win otherwise. The coarches are also not willing to be creative with our game plans so we often do not set the team up to win anyway. (insert name), I can't think of anything original to say about him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marauderswr80 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Love the Robert Royal one.......He's one guy I love one minute and want cut the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Love the Robert Royal one.......He's one guy I love one minute and want cut the next. What moment are you loving Robert Royal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "I'm playing great this year. Everybody loves me. I enjoy playing football. I like to be outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine. My favorite color is blue."-Marcus Stroud "We're doing a lot of wonderful things on offense right now. Stats don't tell the whole story. Some of the players from the other teams have been disruptive to what we want to do and I don't think that's fair. Aaron Schobel is a Hall of Famer." -Turk Schonert "I don't really want to play. I enjoy watching my friends play. They are very good. I'm not as good as them." -Leodis McKelvin "Not my problem. Blame somebody else. I was chosen for the Pro Bowl last year." -Jason Peters "I like all of our players very much. They do a nice job. I would never want to hurt anyone's feelings by challenging them because then there would be awkwardness when we go out for ice cream after the game." -Dick Juaron "I'm actually in the NFL. Do you have any idea how cool that is?" -Robert Royal Jauron does not eat ice cream. Too much fat and it increases the risk of a heart attack, and Dick does not like risk in any form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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