DC Tom Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Yes, we all know the board is overrun by mouth-breathing pinheads. And we all know it's everyone else, and not ourselves that's the problem. But did you ever really, really wonder "How much of an idiot am I really?" Well now, through the magic of computers, you can find out. Introducing...the Stupid Filter (beta version). Now you can find out objectively if you are truly a moron, without all the hassle of being abused and berated by an obnoxious elitist like Alaska Darin or DC Tom.
HopsGuy Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I entered this: Does anyone know where I can find a currency exchange calculator? Here is the filter's response: Text is not likely to be stupid.
ieatcrayonz Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Yes, we all know the board is overrun by mouth-breathing pinheads. And we all know it's everyone else, and not ourselves that's the problem. But did you ever really, really wonder "How much of an idiot am I really?" Well now, through the magic of computers, you can find out. Introducing...the Stupid Filter (beta version). Now you can find out objectively if you are truly a moron, without all the hassle of being abused and berated by an obnoxious elitist like Alaska Darin or DC Tom. That thing is broken. I tried 3 things. All of them came back with: "That text is not likely to be stupid." The three things I tried, in reverse order of stupidity were: Duh. Trent Edwards "First of all, I'm Elegant Elliot Offen, it will loosen them up, number 1. Number 2, I'm Elegant Elliot Offen, I've been in lingerie, running 15 miles a day, high voltage, high power, high caliber, defying the world, unscathed riiight? unscathed, for 20 years, and because I'm a prime time celebrity they're gonna want to know about everything I'm doing" Case closed.
erynthered Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I put in: JP is a better QB. Answer was: Text is likely to be stupid.
EC-Bills Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I put in Erynthered is a fag and got: Text is not likely to be stupid.
buckeyemike Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I put in buckeyemike. I broke the server. Sorry.
erynthered Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I put in Erynthered is a fag and got: Text is not likely to be stupid. BASTARD!!
tennesseeboy Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 obnoxious elitist like Alaska Darin or DC Tom. Who of course own the franchise on stupid.
IDBillzFan Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I much prefer the original way of determining stupidity. Waiting for you and Darin to point it out to everyone. Your responses are much more entertaining than "Text is likely to be stupid."
Beerball Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Thing works, no question. Typed in: AiO is a nice person. Response: Text is likely to be stupid.
AiO Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Thing works, no question. Typed in: AiO is a nice person. Response: Text is likely to be stupid. You just can't let me lurk in peace, can you?
Beerball Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 You just can't let me lurk in peace, can you? Got to force you to show your face from time to time.
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2008 Author Posted November 11, 2008 Thing works, no question. Typed in: AiO is a nice person. Response: Text is likely to be stupid. The flip side of that is "AiO is a drunk, cranky old fogey" is apparently NOT likely to be stupid. Sorry, Annie. What can you do?
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2008 Author Posted November 11, 2008 obnoxious elitist like Alaska Darin or DC Tom. Who of course own the franchise on stupid. Not surprisingly, "Flightsuit!!!!", "Halliburton!!!", and "Goat Story!!!!" were the first three things I tried, and were all, in fact, stupid.
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I typed: Exiled in Illinois makes perfect sense. I received: Text is not likely to be stupid. Then I typed: The rest of the board are a bunch of assclowns. I received: Text is not likely to be stupid. Then I typed: DCTom. And received: Text is likely to be stupid. Lastly, I submitted: Exiled in Illinois. My response was: Text is not likely to be stupid. You be the judge: Text is not likely to be stupid. /end transmission (Text is not likely to be stupid.)
Beerball Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 The flip side of that is "AiO is a drunk, cranky old fogey" is apparently NOT likely to be stupid. Sorry, Annie. What can you do? Wow, for a beta model that thing is right on the money. Much more accurate than magic 8 ball.
AiO Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Wow, for a beta model that thing is right on the money. Much more accurate than magic 8 ball. Buncha snapperheads.
***PetrinoInAlbany*** Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I used EDIT/COPY EDIT/PASTE to feed it this entire thread ... Their server crashed.
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