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Top Ten Surprises On Election Night

 

10. Guy with the most votes actually won

9. McCain cut his speech short so he could return the Straight Talk Express

8. Sarah Palin won Miss Congeniality

 

7. One thing everyone agreed on -- the new Late Show Fun Facts book is hilarious

 

6. A confused George W. Bush called and congratulated Osama

5. McCain dropped out at 11:30. At 11:31, Joe the Plumber lost his book deal.

 

4. Due to technical glitches, Florida's results weren't fraudulent

3. A couple of reporters actually showed up for Nader's concession speech

2. Fox News is still reporting the race is too close to call

 

1. McCain conceded, but Hillary didn't

 

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Nice try. Everyone knows Roosevelt was president in 1929 based on the TV footage of him addressing the nation about the stock market crash.

 

Jesus, for a really smart guy, you ain't so smart. :lol:

 

Hes not smart...he works for the government.

 

Wait....pretty soon we ALL will be working for the gubmint!

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Hes not smart...he works for the government.

 

Wait....pretty soon we ALL will be working for the gubmint!

 

:lol:

 

Depending on your line of work, may might not pay that much but, you'd be working on Vet's Day making "double bubble" (work 8 hours, get paid 16)...

 

Job security, benefits, and prevailing wages... Along with almost recession-proof work (depending on your line of work)... In times like this, working for the gov't is very smart.

 

Who says we are not smart... Remember... Slow and steady "wins the race!"

 

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:devil:

 

Depending on your line of work, may might not pay that much but, you'd be working on Vet's Day making "double bubble" (work 8 hours, get paid 16)...

 

Job security, benefits, and prevailing wages... Along with almost recession-proof work (depending on your line of work)... In times like this, working for the gov't is very smart.

 

Who says we are not smart... Remember... Slow and steady "wins the race!"

 

:w00t:

 

Do you pay attention to anything people say, a lot? Newman!

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