Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Surprises On Election Night 10. Guy with the most votes actually won 9. McCain cut his speech short so he could return the Straight Talk Express 8. Sarah Palin won Miss Congeniality 7. One thing everyone agreed on -- the new Late Show Fun Facts book is hilarious 6. A confused George W. Bush called and congratulated Osama 5. McCain dropped out at 11:30. At 11:31, Joe the Plumber lost his book deal. 4. Due to technical glitches, Florida's results weren't fraudulent 3. A couple of reporters actually showed up for Nader's concession speech 2. Fox News is still reporting the race is too close to call 1. McCain conceded, but Hillary didn't
erynthered Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Someone give that man an Obamaday. Obamaday + free health care = Mount Rushmore. I cant wait.
KD in CA Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Poor Letterman and Leno. What are these assclowns going to do for jokes for the next 4-8 years?
drnykterstein Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Poor Letterman and Leno. What are these assclowns going to do for jokes for the next 4-8 years? Ya the daily show is all sorts of boring to watch now.
IDBillzFan Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Poor Letterman and Leno. What are these assclowns going to do for jokes for the next 4-8 years? Look to South Park for new material, no doubt.
Booster4324 Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Mocking the president in a time of war is...well amusing. Good to know. The whole support your President bit seemed a bit restrictive to me.
DC Tom Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Mocking the president in a time of war is...well amusing. Good to know. The whole support your President bit seemed a bit restrictive to me. Yeah, no one voted against Roosevelt in 1944.
IDBillzFan Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Yeah, no one voted against Roosevelt in 1944. Nice try. Everyone knows Roosevelt was president in 1929 based on the TV footage of him addressing the nation about the stock market crash. Jesus, for a really smart guy, you ain't so smart.
RkFast Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Nice try. Everyone knows Roosevelt was president in 1929 based on the TV footage of him addressing the nation about the stock market crash. Jesus, for a really smart guy, you ain't so smart. Hes not smart...he works for the government. Wait....pretty soon we ALL will be working for the gubmint!
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 Hes not smart...he works for the government. Wait....pretty soon we ALL will be working for the gubmint! Depending on your line of work, may might not pay that much but, you'd be working on Vet's Day making "double bubble" (work 8 hours, get paid 16)... Job security, benefits, and prevailing wages... Along with almost recession-proof work (depending on your line of work)... In times like this, working for the gov't is very smart. Who says we are not smart... Remember... Slow and steady "wins the race!"
Steely Dan Posted November 11, 2008 Author Posted November 11, 2008 Depending on your line of work, may might not pay that much but, you'd be working on Vet's Day making "double bubble" (work 8 hours, get paid 16)... Job security, benefits, and prevailing wages... Along with almost recession-proof work (depending on your line of work)... In times like this, working for the gov't is very smart. Who says we are not smart... Remember... Slow and steady "wins the race!" Do you pay attention to anything people say, a lot? Newman!
Chef Jim Posted November 11, 2008 Posted November 11, 2008 I long for the good ole days when Letterman was funny.
KD in CA Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 I long for the good ole days when Letterman was funny. Letteman was funny...the Bills were the class of the AFC....yup, good days indeed.
Boomer860 Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Letteman was funny...the Bills were the class of the AFC....yup, good days indeed. Letterman was never funny , however the Bills were the class of the AFC
Chef Jim Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Letterman was never funny , however the Bills were the class of the AFC Well I was on drugs at the time. Didn't take much to make me laugh way back then.
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