ieatcrayonz Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 I know Obama is not a Mormon but his name sounds like it. His middle name is even Hussein. How much more Mormon can you get? He seems to be doing ok so far but the big thing is that the guy he is replacing really sucks and the guy before that sucked too. Could lightning strike twice with Hamdan? His name sounds very Mormon, the guy he would be replacing sucks out loud and the guy before that sucked too. Coincidence?
Tcali Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 I kow Obama is not a Mormon but his name soulnds like it. His middle name is even Hussein. How much more Mormon can you get? He seems to be doing ok so far but the big thing is that the guy he is replacing really sucks and the guy before that sucked too. Could lightning strike twice with Hamdan? His name sounds very Mormon, the guy he would be replacing sucks out loud and the guy before that sucked too. Coincidence? What is your theory re: Stonehenge?
Dan Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 And we have Punter Brian "the" Mormon who has been to 8 consecutive Pro Bowls. I think we're definitely on to something here. Viva la Mormons!!
ieatcrayonz Posted November 10, 2008 Author Posted November 10, 2008 And we have Punter Brian "the" Mormon who has been to 8 consecutive Pro Bowls. I think we're definitely on to something here. Viva la Mormons!! Actually our punter is a problem. Moorman has two consecutive O's. This reminds Mormons of the Moors and the whole Spain thing from a while back. We may have to ditch the punter to succeed.
TheKing Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Actually our punter is a problem. Moorman has two consecutive O's. This reminds Mormons of the Moors and the whole Spain thing from a while back. We may have to ditch the punter to succeed. I don't think the mormans were ever attacked by the moors.
Dan Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Actually our punter is a problem. Moorman has two consecutive O's. This reminds Mormons of the Moors and the whole Spain thing from a while back. We may have to ditch the punter to succeed. He's a team player. I bet he'd change his name if it'd help Obama smooth things over with Spain.
TheKing Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 He's a team player. I bet he'd change his name if it'd help Obama smooth things over with Spain. But would obama change his name?
Dan Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 But would obama change his name? I guess he could go back to Osama. Sure
BuffaloWings Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 I know Obama is not a Mormon but his name sounds like it. His middle name is even Hussein. How much more Mormon can you get? He seems to be doing ok so far but the big thing is that the guy he is replacing really sucks and the guy before that sucked too. Could lightning strike twice with Hamdan? His name sounds very Mormon, the guy he would be replacing sucks out loud and the guy before that sucked too. Coincidence? Um..... Never mind.
drnykterstein Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 Um..... Never mind. What? Even Fox News was saying that Obama was a terrorist Morman. It's perfectly legit.
TheKing Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 What? Even Fox News was saying that Obama was a terrorist Morman. It's perfectly legit. I think his buddy Bill Ayers is a morman too. He's from Utah as far as I know.
TheKing Posted November 10, 2008 Posted November 10, 2008 I guess he could go back to Osama. Sure Berry Osama. I guess that works. That's a good name for a Kenyan.
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