SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 And Alex Rodriguez is dumping his wife for her? PTR I've wondered about that myself, and this is what I came up with. When Madonna was popular (and pretty hot), Arod was a 13 or 14 year old kid who probably idolized her like a lot of teenage boys did back then. Now, if you grow up and have a chance to be with the woman that you probably rubbed one off to a million times when you were a kid, would it matter what she looked like? 20 years from now, if Heidi Klum wants to get together with me, I don't think I could say no, no matter what she looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've wondered about that myself, and this is what I came up with. When Madonna was popular (and pretty hot), Arod was a 13 or 14 year old kid who probably idolized her like a lot of teenage boys did back then. Now, if you grow up and have a chance to be with the woman that you probably rubbed one off to a million times when you were a kid, would it matter what she looked like? 20 years from now, if Heidi Klum wants to get together with me, I don't think I could say no, no matter what she looked like. So you've rubbed one out a million times to Heidi Klum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've wondered about that myself, and this is what I came up with. When Madonna was popular (and pretty hot), Arod was a 13 or 14 year old kid who probably idolized her like a lot of teenage boys did back then. Now, if you grow up and have a chance to be with the woman that you probably rubbed one off to a million times when you were a kid, would it matter what she looked like? 20 years from now, if Heidi Klum wants to get together with me, I don't think I could say no, no matter what she looked like. Dude that is way too much information. Not just for the regular reasons which are bad enough but now you've gone and reminded Cincy of the old days. He won't be posting for a few days and every library in the country will be missing pictures of Dolly Madison. And another thing. I know you have stated you are an atheist. Do you think if you ever managed to coax Heidi Klum into a tryst, that she be turned off when you started yelling "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin" "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Dude that is way too much information. Not just for the regular reasons which are bad enough but now you've gone and reminded Cincy of the old days. He won't be posting for a few days and every library in the country will be missing pictures of Dolly Madison. And another thing. I know you have stated you are an atheist. Do you think if you ever managed to coax Heidi Klum into a tryst, that she be turned off when you started yelling "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin" "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Dude that is way too much information. Not just for the regular reasons which are bad enough but now you've gone and reminded Cincy of the old days. He won't be posting for a few days and every library in the country will be missing pictures of Dolly Madison. And another thing. I know you have stated you are an atheist. Do you think if you ever managed to coax Heidi Klum into a tryst, that she be turned off when you started yelling "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin" "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin"? Ok well Heidi was a just a hypothetical example. There's plenty of hotter women out there but they're relatively close to my age for the most part so the analogy wouldn't have worked. And if you've seen the south park where they explore atheism and evolution, you know that she'd be screaming "Oh Science!" "Oh Science!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Ok well Heidi was a just a hypothetical example. How often was she your hypothetical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 How often was she your hypothetical? I would imagine quite a lot. Isn't that all 14 year olds do all day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 And if you've seen the south park where they explore atheism and evolution, you know that she'd be screaming "Oh Science!" "Oh Science!" Let's be clear. I asked what you'd be screaming. Not her. A blank stare and looking at one's watch does not constitute screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Madonna was last hot sometime around 1986. You know, back when she was wearing her underwear outside her clothes. There is a long-standing rumor that, during her star-making MTV Video Awards appearance where she's wearing a wedding gown and writhing on the edge of the stage, that she wasn't wearing panties and you could see right up Broadway. That may have been where millions of boys between 11 and 14 successfully reached puberty. What we have here is a 50 year old skank whose best days are behind her. Yeah, she's in shape and can still dance a little bit, but who really wants to get together with an old tramp? BTW, you know what's really scaring me about this thread? Crayonz is starting to make sense. I think it's a sign of the Apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 When Madonna and Sean Penn were a couple, he was the normal one. Not an easy feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 keyrist, you even type with a lisp here, this one more better good What was she thinking. That picture makes me think of Condoleezza Rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 20 years from now, if Heidi Klum wants to get together with me, I don't think I could say no, no matter what she looked like. What if Seal was in the room. See, that's why I'm a huge Pet Shop Boys fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Dude that is way too much information. Not just for the regular reasons which are bad enough but now you've gone and reminded Cincy of the old days. He won't be posting for a few days and every library in the country will be missing pictures of Dolly Madison. And another thing. I know you have stated you are an atheist. Do you think if you ever managed to coax Heidi Klum into a tryst, that she be turned off when you started yelling "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin" "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin"? LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdelma Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 She looks strung out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 She looks strung out! I guess my question is, who was doing the stringing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I guess my question is, who was doing the stringing? Hey there Mr. Tarlek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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