Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Go naked except for a bag of peanuts tied to your midsection, over your twig and berries. When people ask what you are, you just say 'I'm fuggin' nuts!'.
mary owen Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 tape a big "L" on your forehead and go as Bledsoe (sry, couldn't resist)
col_forbin Posted October 25, 2004 Author Posted October 25, 2004 tape a big "L" on your forehead and go as Bledsoe (sry, couldn't resist) 85166[/snapback] Love it, but most people in NC wouldn't have a clue.
stevestojan Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 There's a website that has a costume that is a huge turd. It has a Halo and wings that go with it... you would of course be "Holy S#it" I'll find it.. one sec. There: http://www.scarepros.com/catalog/item/1154691/654020.htm
Rubes Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 My favorite costume I made a few years ago was a toilet. Just remove the seat from your toilet (not too hard) and strap it around your belt. Wear all white if you can. Then just cut the top 3-4 inches off the top of a box, but a hole in the top for your head, and slip it over your head to rest on your shoulders. Make a handle out of aluminum foil and attach it to the box top. I also glued a tissue box and a TV Guide to the top. Now, when you sit down, you look like a toilet.
mary owen Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 just wear a womens business suit, don't shave or put a wig on or anything, and where a name tag that says "Hello: My Name is Hilary Clinton" That one got big laughs at last weekends party.
stuckincincy Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Any Ideas???? 85160[/snapback] James Carville. Brutally aggressive, totally dismissive, and stupid beyond belief...the Ultimate Organism.
col_forbin Posted October 25, 2004 Author Posted October 25, 2004 My favorite costume I made a few years ago was a toilet. Just remove the seat from your toilet (not too hard) and strap it around your belt. Wear all white if you can. Then just cut the top 3-4 inches off the top of a box, but a hole in the top for your head, and slip it over your head to rest on your shoulders. Make a handle out of aluminum foil and attach it to the box top. I also glued a tissue box and a TV Guide to the top. Now, when you sit down, you look like a toilet. 85178[/snapback] That's a sweet idea
30dive Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Attached four or five empty cereal boxes to your shirt and put a bunch of knives through the boxes..........................Cereal Killer. or Draw a large letter P on your shirt and apply eye black around an eye..........Black Eyed Pea.
Lori Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 My favorite costume I made a few years ago was a toilet. Just remove the seat from your toilet (not too hard) and strap it around your belt. Wear all white if you can. Then just cut the top 3-4 inches off the top of a box, but a hole in the top for your head, and slip it over your head to rest on your shoulders. Make a handle out of aluminum foil and attach it to the box top. I also glued a tissue box and a TV Guide to the top. Now, when you sit down, you look like a toilet. 85178[/snapback] I dunno, Rubes. Sounds pretty funny, but if there's a lot of drinking going on at this party, that costume might not be such a good idea.......
col_forbin Posted October 25, 2004 Author Posted October 25, 2004 I dunno, Rubes. Sounds pretty funny, but if there's a lot of drinking going on at this party, that costume might not be such a good idea....... 85208[/snapback] My thoughts exactly I can just see some chick taking a piss on me.
stevestojan Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 My thoughts exactly I can just see some chick taking a piss on me. 85213[/snapback] Just make sure to take pictures and send them to me at stevesto@... oh wait, nevermind...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Wear a Bills uniforn and carry a sign "Not a Treat."
KD in CA Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Wear a pinstriped #13 jersey and paint your face blue. The Choking Yankee!
erynthered Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Wear a pinstriped #13 jersey and paint your face blue. The Choking Yankee! 85241[/snapback] azzzhole
Mark VI Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 NC you say. Write on a t-shirt " I'm her brother" with an arrow point at your girlfriend/wife. The have the girl wear a shirt saying" Pregnant with brothers kid" Arrow pointing at tummy. Make sure you wear Nascar hats.
col_forbin Posted October 25, 2004 Author Posted October 25, 2004 NC you say. Write on a t-shirt " I'm her brother" with an arrow point at your girlfriend/wife. The have the girl wear a shirt saying" Pregnant with brothers kid" Arrow pointing at tummy. Make sure you wear Nascar hats. 85252[/snapback] :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
Recommended Posts