Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Why is Ellen playing God? 5998[/snapback] Because God is a lesbo silly...
ACor58 Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Why is Ellen playing God? 5998[/snapback] Because there will be a huge controversy and tons of free publicity from the demonstrations by the religious right and gay / lesbian groups. The resulting free publicity will result in people going to see the movie, even though it will be a huge piece of crap, as most remakes are.
turd ferguson Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 hey if alanis morrisette can pull it off then i bet ellen (degeneres, I presume) wil be awesome in the role, she is funny as hell! Why is Ellen playing God? 5998[/snapback]
IDBillzFan Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 It's a remake? I thought "Oh, God" was going to be a Michael Moore documentary on lesbian orgasms.
Alaska Darin Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 It's nice to see that Hollywood is remaking movies that aren't even 30 years old. Pretty soon they'll remake "The Lord of the Rings". Can't wait. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Hollywood.
Beerball Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Why is Ellen playing God? 5998[/snapback] New title though..."Oh God, no thanks" friggin lesbo skank playing God (not that there's anything wrong with that)
VABills Posted August 24, 2004 Author Posted August 24, 2004 New title though..."Oh God, no thanks" friggin lesbo skank playing God (not that there's anything wrong with that) 6046[/snapback] I guess you know that you're no good when your partner switches sides. Didn't Ellens girlfriend turn to men after that relationship.
IDBillzFan Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 New title though..."Oh God, no thanks" If you're going to change the title, change it to "Oh, GOD...A little to the left. Yes, right there. RIGHT THERE!!!"
Like A Mofo Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Because there will be a huge controversy and tons of free publicity from the demonstrations by the religious right and gay / lesbian groups. The resulting free publicity will result in people going to see the movie, even though it will be a huge piece of crap, as most remakes are. 6004[/snapback] Bingo
Beerball Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 If you're going to change the title, change it to "Oh, GOD...A little to the left. Yes, right there. RIGHT THERE!!!" 6059[/snapback] ROTFLMAO!
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 I'm liking these alternate titles. How about "Oh God, I forgot my strap-on!"
Guest Guest Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Why is Ellen playing God? 5998[/snapback] Oh God. 6073[/snapback] Because AiO is not available? News Link
VABills Posted August 24, 2004 Author Posted August 24, 2004 I would think Cindy or Harriet would be just as good of a choice as Ann. Lori tends to be a little stern at times, otherwise she probably would do well. But again, I could think of so many more choices to get butts in the seat. If they want teens, put Bloom in there. For the older crowd, maybe Julie Andrews.
Guest Guest Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 Right now I think God needs to be a "little stern" to deal with all the idiots out there. God should give people the right to make choices but not stupid choices. Personally I liked Morgan Freeman in Jim Carrey film "Bruce Almighty".
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