Cugalabanza Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Dear Bud Light Execs, You have insulted me and my fellow Americans. I will kill you with my bare hands. I drink beer with flavor. Soon I will drink your blood. Good day! gringo starr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You know how I know when my beer is drinkable? The label turns blue when it gets cold! Thank god they don't make me think or else I might actually choose something worth drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You know how I know when my beer is drinkable? The label turns blue when it gets cold! Thank god they don't make me think or else I might actually choose something worth drinking. Well before Coors invented the mountains turning blue, there was pretty much no way to tell when beer was cold. You know, besides touching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well before Coors invented the mountains turning blue, there was pretty much no way to tell when beer was cold. You know, besides touching it. Oh dear, I hope it doesn't get too cold because sometimes the bubbles tickle me when I try to drink it. Also, my tummy gets a little gassy and then I have to lay down and take a nappy-poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You know what Bud should have done to not incur the wrath of one said gringo starr and countless others? Skip the whole "drinkability" angle and just paint the cans red, white, and blue... Oh, wait... Bud is almost there... Scratch that... Slap a rendering of Old Glory on the bottles! Hey it works with soda: As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. And how long will the workers keep building him new ones? As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones. Phuck the Bills for putting me in a schitty mood! The Sabres better b*tch slap the Sens tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Phuck the Bills for putting me in a schitty mood! The Sabres better b*tch slap the Sens tonight! I agree! I was in a pissy mood all fuggin day long and stupid Mrs. Bullpen is a Felons fan, so the only thing I could do was go to be at like 6 pm last night. I didn't even partake in any drinkability or blue mountain bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I will kill you with my bare hands. I drink beer with flavor. Soon I will drink your blood. While you're at it, could you do us all a favor and also kill whoever came up with that annoying Toyota Save by zero commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 There's nothing better than sitting down on a Sunday downing a few beers with drinkability watching a quarterback with escapability. Oh and did someone say something about drinking blood? Mmmmmm, blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 While you're at it, could you do us all a favor and also kill whoever came up with that annoying Toyota Save by zero commercial Gladly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I like Bud Light. I prefer Pabst, but when my waistband is getting tight, I go with the Light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 I like Bud Light. I prefer Pabst, but when my waistband is getting tight, I go with the Light. Et tu, Coli? Just kidding. I was drinking PBR yesterday, so it's not like I'm some kind of beer snob. You gotta admit though, those commercials do inspire homicide. No jury would convict me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 But is it the "coldest tasting"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Oh dear, I hope it doesn't get too cold because sometimes the bubbles tickle me when I try to drink it. Also, my tummy gets a little gassy and then I have to lay down and take a nappy-poo. You poo when you nap, Gringo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Saved by Zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 But is it the "coldest tasting"? Its not the coldest tasting when you leave it on the counter for an hour. WTF is up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You poo when you nap, Gringo? He's a night pooper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Got 30 minutes and like to laugh? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Who Pooped the Bed? (full episode) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 He's a night pooper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 I want beer that miners used to drink at banquets and I want a car that gives me a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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