aussiew Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 AFter yesterday, we need a little humor. The Kiss: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you' She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) You have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic. 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Have I mentioned that I'm feeling extra cranky today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Have I mentioned that I'm feeling extra cranky today? Aren't we all? The Cheatriots won, the Jests won, the Dolfags won, The Cowgirls won...and we lost. The worst day for a Bills fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Aren't we all? The Cheatriots won, the Jests won, the Dolfags won, The Cowgirls won...and we lost. The worst day for a Bills fan. Dallas won ? Oh, thanks for really ruining my day! jk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Aren't we all? The Cheatriots won, the Jests won, the Dolfags won, The Cowgirls won...and we lost. The worst day for a Bills fan. Thank you. You just accurately summed up why I am in a funk today. I should go back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 AFter yesterday, we need a little humor. The Kiss: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you' She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) You have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic. 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party! Where's the joke? This is an everyday occurrence here in the SF Bay area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Aren't we all? The Cheatriots won, the Jests won, the Dolfags won, The Cowgirls won...and we lost. The worst day for a Bills fan. Thanks for the cheery reminder ! Great joke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Last time I heard that joke, Joe DeLamielleure was telling it. And instead of Steve, the "nun's" name was Thurman. Hilarity ensued ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Where's the joke? This is an everyday occurrence here in the SF Bay area. Here's one from an episode of Newhart I watched last night. A guy calls the kitchen of a hotel and asks for runny scrambled eggs, burnt toast and cold coffee. The service attendant tells him they can't do that and the guy says why not you did it yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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