The Poojer Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 have a party tonight, gonna spend the morning at goodwills searching for stuff.....dont have any good ideas that i can throw together this afternoon, btw, has to be in somewhat good taste, there will be kids in attendance....thinking about going as dirk diggler...that would be kind of easy....all i would need is a sock
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 have a party tonight, gonna spend the morning at goodwills searching for stuff.....dont have any good ideas that i can throw together this afternoon, btw, has to be in somewhat good taste, there will be kids in attendance....thinking about going as dirk diggler...that would be kind of easy....all i would need is a sock ...and 6 more inches.
buckeyemike Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 ...and 6 more inches. So what's the verdict? I was gonna suggest drag, as that's always good for a laugh. Go in a frumpy dress with hairy legs and three-day stubble. You can insert an ethnic old-lady joke here.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 have a party tonight, gonna spend the morning at goodwills searching for stuff.....dont have any good ideas that i can throw together this afternoon, btw, has to be in somewhat good taste, there will be kids in attendance....thinking about going as dirk diggler...that would be kind of easy....all i would need is a sock Go as Alex the Droog from Clockwork Orange, Always a hit. I've done it a couple of years, each time I had a more then one girl ask me to "rape" them. It's a party hit an easy to put together.
Captain Hindsight Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Something short and tight on a guy is usually pretty funny at the least
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Go as Alex the Droog from Clockwork Orange, Always a hit. I've done it a couple of years times, each time I had a more then one girl ask me to "rape" them. It's a party hit an easy to put together. Yes! Best book/movie of all time, best costume of all time. Just promise me you won't go as the Joker, everybody is doing that.
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Al Bundy. Just get some crappy dress pants, a short tie, a newspaper under one arm, and one hand down the front of your pants. If you have a wife/date, get her a big red wig and tight pants.
WellDressed Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Go as Jef Costello; supposidely not friends with OJ.
The Poojer Posted October 26, 2008 Author Posted October 26, 2008 fashioned myself a beer keg costume out of 3 hula hoops and some metalic grey fabric, had a black hat with black tubing coming out.....still needs some work, but i think it turned out pretty well....
/dev/null Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 btw, has to be in somewhat good taste, there will be kids in attendance.... well damn, that just about eliminates everything I was going to suggest sarah palin Be a little more original, thats the big halloween costume for women this year
Nanker Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Go butt naked on roller skates. Tell everyone you're a pull toy.
Wacka Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Get a potato and a rope. Tie the rope around the potato and attach the other end inside your pants. When someone asks what you are, you say " I'm a d*ck tater!"
Chef Jim Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 sarah palin Our party is this Saturday and we do a theme every year. This year it's alien invasion. I heard someone in my office he and his girlfriend were coming as Sarah Palien and John McAlien.
Steely Dan Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Our party is this Saturday and we do a theme every year. This year it's alien invasion. I heard someone in my office he and his girlfriend were coming as Sarah Palien and John McAlien.
Steely Dan Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Stick your thing in a bowl of custard and tell everyone you effing dis-custed.
Acantha Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I was going to go as Obama, but apparently that would be racist.
bills_fan Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Our party is this Saturday and we do a theme every year. This year it's alien invasion. I heard someone in my office he and his girlfriend were coming as Sarah Palien and John McAlien. So how many people are showing up to your place as migrant fruit pickers? Went to a theme party last Saturday...theme was 1970s NYC - Come like you are going to Studio 54 in its heyday. Some very cool costumes.
Chef Jim Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 So how many people are showing up to your place as migrant fruit pickers? That's the joke going around.
dib Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 get naked, put on a pair of roller skates and go as as a pull toy
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