tennesseeboy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have To be single, and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road , the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have To be single, and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road , the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party Two Nuns are toodlin' along in a car on one of those 1-lane country English roads we see on tv and in movies. They round a bend, and there up ahead is a vampire, arms raised, fangs showing, blocking the road. The driver shouts to the other Nun "Sister! Sister! show him your cross!!!" She rolls down the window, and shouts Get out of the %$#$@@! road, ya ^&*$#@g'n git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have To be single, and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road , the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Three nuns are walking through the park, when they happen upon a local flasher. All of a sudden, he opens his trench coat, to reveal himself. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun decides to not touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Three nuns are walking through the park, when they happen upon a local flasher. All of a sudden, he opens his trench coat, to reveal himself. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun decides to not touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I am sure I will be going to hell for this..... Two nuns walking through the park are accosted and fondled by a group of men who take turns with them. AFter the ordeal is over, the first nun says to the second "My goodness how will will we tell the others at the convent that we were set upon by those men twice this evening" The second nun says quizically "Twice, were were only molested once" The first one says "Well, we are going home the same way right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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