Pythons

[WWVaBeach]

Any of you have one?

[dib]

Yes, but I keep it in my pants

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Anyone killed by their pet python deserves a Darwin award

[Captain Hindsight]

Yes, but I keep it in my pants

[Steely Dan]

Yes, but I keep it in my pants

 

He meant a live one not a dead one.

 

What's really dumb is the animal control officer tried to get it on his own.

 

BTW, here's what a reticulated python looks like.

 

Cuddly thing eh.

[LewPort71]

Why the hell would anyone have a 13 foot snake as a pet ??

 

Rescue a dog or cat from the pound for pete's sake.

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Why the hell would anyone have a 13 foot snake as a pet ??

 

Rescue a dog or cat from the pound for pete's sake.

 

LewPort71 FTW

[Fan in San Diego]

I think the husband killed his wife and blamed it on the snake. The perfect murder perhaps?

[rovey1961]

I think the husband killed his wife and blamed it on the snake. The perfect murder perhaps?

 

that would depend on the post mortem exam and what the neck bruising shows

if the husband did it the brusing would show as definable fingers

if the snake did it, the brusing would be seen as wide bands as the snake

applied pressure

[Acantha]

Why the hell would anyone have a 13 foot snake as a pet ??

 

Rescue a dog or cat from the pound for pete's sake.

True, a well fed snake probably wouldn't have gone after the lady.

[Steely Dan]

that would depend on the post mortem exam and what the neck bruising shows

if the husband did it the brusing would show as definable fingers

if the snake did it, the brusing would be seen as wide bands as the snake

applied pressure

 

Maybe he wrapped the snake around her neck and pulled.

[Steely Dan]

Anyone killed by their pet python deserves a Darwin award

 

BTW, it did make it to the Darwin Awards site. The top five are all pretty funny.