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What kind of hell-spawned balloons were these? - not only caused the original blackout but took out the backup as well?

 

Sunday, officials quickly switched Ralph Wilson Stadium to a backup system, but the balloons also got caught in those lines. Later, a utility pole caught on fire, creating a third delay.

 

This item also conjurs up all sorts of mental images:

 

Tammy Turnbull, of East Aurora, left the game around halftime, after her husband, James, had his socks and shoes soaked with urine in a pitch-black men’s room.

 

WTF? What the hell were those people doing in there - just whipping it out and pissing on anything that moved? :ph34r: Did anyone else who attended the game get urine-soaked?

 

BN - Blackout

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not that bad?? lol

 

i was there and it was pitch black...people were using lighters and their cellphones for some sort of illumination and it didn't really help

 

using the urinals was bad enough, but i shudder to think of what became of those poor ba$tards who had to...um...purge solids

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WTF? What the hell were those people doing in there - just whipping it out and pissing on anything that moved? :ph34r: Did anyone else who attended the game get urine-soaked?

Many times I have seen guys so freaking drunk they were pissing in the sinks, the floor and anywhere else close to the bathrooms and this was when the power was working. Between that and getting puked on its an annual event I look forward to

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I only caught a slight splash of piss...but it was on my friggin elbow? Then I realized the guy next to me had some fire hose action going on, and he was hitting the top and side of the pee trough = blow back. Fortunately most of it was hitting him and not me. :ph34r: But, I was lucky. There were people yelling out about getting pissed on all around me. As I left and walked back into the sun, I felt like a survivor...

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But, I was lucky. There were people yelling out about getting pissed on all around me. As I left and walked back into the sun, I felt like a survivor...

"I'm hit! - I'm hit!"

 

For some reason this made me think of the opening scene in Saving Private Ryan.....

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not that bad?? lol

 

i was there and it was pitch black...people were using lighters and their cellphones for some sort of illumination and it didn't really help

 

using the urinals was bad enough, but i shudder to think of what became of those poor ba$tards who had to...um...purge solids

 

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I only caught a slight splash of piss...but it was on my friggin elbow? Then I realized the guy next to me had some fire hose action going on, and he was hitting the top and side of the pee trough = blow back. Fortunately most of it was hitting him and not me. :ph34r: But, I was lucky. There were people yelling out about getting pissed on all around me. As I left and walked back into the sun, I felt like a survivor...

 

 

GD, that is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time, LOL!!!!

 

Firehose, blow back, piss on the elbow. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That was great

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"I'm hit! - I'm hit!"

 

For some reason this made me think of the opening scene in Saving Private Ryan.....

That's what I was going for, and that's exactly what it reminded me of, kinda like dealing with artillery, you just find a spot, stay there, and pray you don't get hit, because one spot is as good as any other. One poor guy came out with a piss stain from his just below his butt to his heels.

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This calls into question the limits one will go to support your team. Everybody knows your fanhood (and manhood) is called in to question when you leave a game early. Jim Kelly proposed, and made it a Man Law Crime, to leave the scene of a game early.

 

But with urine soaked shoes and socks? Tough one there. But (bear with me here) how many of you would allow someone to piss all over your shoes and socks if you were guaranteed to watch a game like the one that happened on Sunday? Guaranteed! I'm sure there are some here who would eat sh*t if they knew the Bills would win a game in that fashion.

 

As sick as it sounds (and embarrassingly), I think I would be the first one to sign up for the pee on my leg proposition. The sh*t eating might go too far though. I'll reserve that for the Super Bowl.

 

In other News, how pissed (haha play on words) does Mr. Trumbull have to be at his wife after opening the paper and reading about how she airs his dirty laundry (LITERALLY!) to the rest of Western New York. I'm sure he's getting ribbed about it at work as we speak. But he should be! You never leave the scene of the game until its absolutely over.

 

Jim Kelly says so. It's Man Law. Jim Kelly's word is the final say. Therefore, it is a punishable offense. Since this guy probably planned to leave early anyways (and since he shows a propensity to leave) he got what he deserved.

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Awwwww you young wipper snappers ........

 

Why I remember back in the day at the ol' Rockpile when yellow rivers would cascade down the isles ..... women in the mens room ....... men in any convienient corner, and that was when everything was working as they were supposed to.

 

It was bad ....... reallllllllll bad

 

Leaving the game just because your shoes are filled with a little recycled beer??????? What's up with that????? Take your shoes and socks off and watch the rest of the game like a man :ph34r:

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Awwwww you young wipper snappers ........

 

Why I remember back in the day at the ol' Rockpile when yellow rivers would cascade down the isles ..... women in the mens room ....... men in any convienient corner, and that was when everything was working as they were supposed to.

 

It was bad ....... reallllllllll bad

 

Leaving the game just because your shoes are filled with a little recycled beer??????? What's up with that????? Take your shoes and socks off and watch the rest of the game like a man :ph34r:

hell at the rockpil some woman didnt even bother with the mens rooms. What a place get pissed on inside and mugged outside, oh the glory days

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not that bad?? lol

 

i was there and it was pitch black...people were using lighters and their cellphones for some sort of illumination and it didn't really help

 

using the urinals was bad enough, but i shudder to think of what became of those poor ba$tards who had to...um...purge solids

 

Hmm. I'm in section 332 so I just climbed the stairs and only used the urinals at the top of the stadium. Barely no wait too. I had seven beers so I used them a lot and I can tell you for sure that you could see fine in those.

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This calls into question the limits one will go to support your team. Everybody knows your fanhood (and manhood) is called in to question when you leave a game early. Jim Kelly proposed, and made it a Man Law Crime, to leave the scene of a game early.

 

But with urine soaked shoes and socks? Tough one there. But (bear with me here) how many of you would allow someone to piss all over your shoes and socks if you were guaranteed to watch a game like the one that happened on Sunday? Guaranteed! I'm sure there are some here who would eat sh*t if they knew the Bills would win a game in that fashion.

 

As sick as it sounds (and embarrassingly), I think I would be the first one to sign up for the pee on my leg proposition. The sh*t eating might go too far though. I'll reserve that for the Super Bowl.

 

In other News, how pissed (haha play on words) does Mr. Trumbull have to be at his wife after opening the paper and reading about how she airs his dirty laundry (LITERALLY!) to the rest of Western New York. I'm sure he's getting ribbed about it at work as we speak. But he should be! You never leave the scene of the game until its absolutely over.

 

Jim Kelly says so. It's Man Law. Jim Kelly's word is the final say. Therefore, it is a punishable offense. Since this guy probably planned to leave early anyways (and since he shows a propensity to leave) he got what he deserved.

 

Interesting points - I didn't really consider whether leaving because of urine-soaked clothing would be considered a shameful act or not. Perhaps whether it was self-imposed or not should factor in...the article isn't clear on whether James Turnbull actually wet himself... :bag:

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