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It's time for the annual Miami Haiku thread!


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LOL. I already contributed my haiku, I just wanted to read more. I like yours, but it isn't offensive and Miami-related-enough. I'll re-post mine:

 

Squish the fish big time,

Bills win the A F C East,

Teal is a gay colour.

open your eyes man

look at my earlier post

i was offensive :ph34r:

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I'll give it a try

 

 

Marino is Gone

So are the dolphins chances

A Wildcat meows

 

 

Pennington is lame

Dolphins waste draft picks on him

Brown plays quarterback

 

 

Teal is pretty Gay

Other people call it seafoam

order tuna steak

 

Um Laces out Dan

Ray finkle was a dolphin

Ace Ventura sucks

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