erynthered Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that was me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal of inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention": 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!" Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"
Alaska Darin Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 That joke's as old as the last original idea bouncing around inside Tenny's melon.
VABills Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 That joke's as old as the last original idea bouncing around inside Tenny's melon. 5927[/snapback] Did Harley's exist back then?
Guest Guest Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 '"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"' Last I checked, God's invention is costs much more: 1. Buying - God's invention - Wedding ring & honeymoon...$5,000+ Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments) 2. Anual upkeep - God's invention - $1,000's plus easily (depending on attachments) Harley - A few $100 oil, gas, etc. 3. Replacement - God's invention - Every friggen $$$ you have and will ever have. Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments) Ok, this is rough...but God's invention cost's more, is louder, noisier, causes more stress, provides less freedom, and you are ALLOWED to ride it less than Harley. Plus, the Harley never talks back, you can put a beer on the Harleys "handlebar" and you do not mind the Harley's wind in your face (verses God's inventions' "hot air"). Chief Corky...BILLS fan in jagwad country
erynthered Posted August 24, 2004 Author Posted August 24, 2004 '"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"' Last I checked, God's invention is costs much more: 1. Buying - God's invention - Wedding ring & honeymoon...$5,000+ Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments) 2. Anual upkeep - God's invention - $1,000's plus easily (depending on attachments) Harley - A few $100 oil, gas, etc. 3. Replacement - God's invention - Every friggen $$$ you have and will ever have. Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments) Ok, this is rough...but God's invention cost's more, is louder, noisier, causes more stress, provides less freedom, and you are ALLOWED to ride it less than Harley. Plus, the Harley never talks back, you can put a beer on the Harleys "handlebar" and you do not mind the Harley's wind in your face (verses God's inventions' "hot air"). Chief Corky...BILLS fan in jagwad country 6261[/snapback] I suppose you fornacate with those lovely hot tail pipes on occasion too.
tatonka12 Posted August 24, 2004 Posted August 24, 2004 The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that was me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal of inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention": 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!" Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!" 5770[/snapback] that was good!
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