Harley Davidson Motorcycle flaws.

[erynthered]

 

 

 

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such

a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,

you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a

minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

 

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God

recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented

motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that was me..."

 

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal of inventing something that's

pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a

road?"

 

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't

you the inventor of woman???"

 

God said, "Ah, yes."

 

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention":

 

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

 

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

 

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

 

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

 

 

 

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God

went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the

results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

 

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,

but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

[Cobra]

That was pretty funny! I needed that today!

[Alaska Darin]

That joke's as old as the last original idea bouncing around inside Tenny's melon.

[VABills]

That joke's as old as the last original idea bouncing around inside Tenny's melon.

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Did Harley's exist back then?

[aussiew]

I don't see any flaws in this Harley (avatar)

[Guest Guest]

'"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,

but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"'

 

 

Last I checked, God's invention is costs much more:

1. Buying - God's invention - Wedding ring & honeymoon...$5,000+

Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments)

2. Anual upkeep - God's invention - $1,000's plus easily (depending on attachments)

Harley - A few $100 oil, gas, etc.

3. Replacement - God's invention - Every friggen $$$ you have and will ever have.

Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments)

 

Ok, this is rough...but God's invention cost's more, is louder, noisier, causes more stress, provides less freedom, and you are ALLOWED to ride it less than Harley.

Plus, the Harley never talks back, you can put a beer on the Harleys "handlebar" and you do not mind the Harley's wind in your face (verses God's inventions' "hot air").

 

Chief Corky...BILLS fan in jagwad country

[erynthered]

'"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,

but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"'

Last I checked, God's invention is costs much more:

1. Buying - God's invention - Wedding ring & honeymoon...$5,000+

                Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments)

2. Anual upkeep - God's invention - $1,000's plus easily (depending on attachments)

                Harley - A few $100 oil, gas, etc.

3. Replacement - God's invention - Every friggen $$$ you have and will ever have.

                Harley - $10,000+ (depending on attachments)

 

Ok, this is rough...but God's invention cost's more, is louder, noisier, causes more stress, provides less freedom, and you are ALLOWED to ride it less than Harley.

Plus, the Harley never talks back, you can put a beer on the Harleys "handlebar" and you do not mind the Harley's wind in your face (verses God's inventions' "hot air").

 

Chief Corky...BILLS fan in jagwad country

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I suppose you fornacate with those lovely hot tail pipes on occasion too.

[tatonka12]

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such

a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,

you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a

minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

 

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God

recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented

motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Ya, that was me..."

 

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal of inventing something that's

pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a

road?"

 

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't

you the inventor of woman???"

 

God said, "Ah, yes."

 

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention":

 

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

 

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

 

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

 

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God

went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the

results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

 

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,

but...according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!"

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that was good!