SKOOBY Posted October 11, 2008 Posted October 11, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time? Been there.
H2o Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 He'll still play on Sunday because he's "a soulja!!!" Ain no swollen nuts gonna stop this Winslow, he goes for 110 yards and 2 TD's against the NYG defense
Big Turk Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 guess Kellen should not let girls teabag him during the season....or guys for that matter......or he/she/its....you never know these days
Flutie Flakes Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I heard a rumor that he may have gotten swollen testicles from a night with #10. (See 97 Rock contest). The new rumor is that he was tag teamed by #2 and #12. Speculation has it that the nose on #2 put a hurtin' on Kellen's "boys". Testis, testis, 1, 2, 3???
/dev/null Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 When the Browns come to town for MNF football and they players announced, the PA system should start playing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY
Flutie Flakes Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 When the Browns come to town for MNF football and they players announced, the PA system should start playing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY Yesssssss! Especially the line "and SHE'S got big balls". That would describe Winslow perfectly.....
davefan66 Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/elephb.html http://poetry.rotten.com/testicle/eleph-rear.html Man, that is one big athletic supporter!
CTBillsGuy Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 As per Rotoworld Kellen Winslow Jr. is questionable for this weeks game because he has been hospitalized with.................... swollen testicals! So my question... is this the funniest injury of all time? I had those once it wasn't from football
quikchomp Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 That really isn't funny at all. I feel bad for the guy, hope he's gonna be okay.
twist_to_open Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 Takes big balls to publicly admit to an embarrassing injury like that. Common Matty...did you really have to go there? LOL
Hossage Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 I understand from my cleveland sources that he hit a curb while riding a girls bike with a banana seat while dealing with a bad case of blueballs. Speaking of the browns, I had the pleasure of being jim browns handler for the day during an event at my college at the time. I have to say he was one of the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life. He was like a real live Mr. T, except angry all of the time instead of being confused, funny, and occasionally inspirational.
dib Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 How is it funny that Winslow is in the hospital with swollen nads? That can be a serious problem!!! First thing to come to mind is testicular cancer, which is common for males. I dont think this is anything to laugh at..... I imagine it would be less common in females.
Marv Levy Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 Glad Buffalo never considered drafting this guy.
ROCCEO Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 I remember seeing accross the bottom line on espn at one point that a guy on the Colorado Rockies had a guy on the DL (anal fissure). I found it funny that it was listed like that.
Astrobot Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 What ever happened to the "groin injury" ? NHL'er Lance Pitlick's "ruptured testicle" and this are just too much information. For that matter, Pitlick is too much information.
buckeyemike Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 This is honestly the first I've heard of this. But it's gotta be true, because you can't just make that up.
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